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POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

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les: deer is WI.

MT is moose, I suppose.
 
Brenthoven said:
Sure, as long as you meet the requirements:

1. Own at least 2 rifles or shotguns, and 3 handguns
2. Have at least one America-themed tattoo
3. Have no more than 75% of your teeth
4. Have a hunting shack up in the mountains somewhere, preferably with no running water or electricity
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Or you have to be wealthy. Browse Bozeman, Montana real estate listing sometime. Way more million dollar homes than the local economy could support.
 
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BassAle said:
Or you have to be wealthy. Browse Bozeman, Montana real estate listing sometime. Way more million dollar homes than the local economy could support.
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Yep, it's two extremes in Montana. You're either poor/working class and probably on meth, or rich and have your second vacation home there because Aspen & Vail were too liberal.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Yep, it's two extremes in Montana. You're either poor/working class and probably on meth, or rich and have your second vacation home there because Aspen & Vail were too liberal.
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Montana got a lot of Nocal after Oregon became overcrowded with Nocal.
 
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burd said:
Montana got a lot of Nocal after Oregon became overcrowded with Nocal.
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They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
 
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Do you think we can convince those Texas politicians who wanted to secede when Obama was in office (cause they hate the Federal Government or something) to do it now? I mean we know they hate having any sort of Federal interference and obviously this hurricane is just another ploy by DC to socialize everything! I mean the Wal-Mart Death Camps are right around the corner right?

I wonder why it is we arent hearing much about that stuff this time around...I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the Government isnt headed by Kenyan McDarkenmuslim.
 
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Speaking of Moron Politicians in Texas

Quebec’s Minister of International Relations Christine St-Pierre called Pablos to express her sorrow and condolences on behalf of the people of the Canadian province. She also offered equipment and manpower.

Pablos turned it down. Instead he asked for “prayers from the people of Quebec,” the minister relayed.

Understandably, the neighbor to the north was shocked.
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Seriously...
 
Kepler said:
They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
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There are some libs in Missoula and Bozeman. I'd consider living in Bozeman.
 
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Handyman said:
We are both wrong it is Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimrov

(He is a Kenyan, Muslim Commie after all)
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Make that Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimova. Since Michelle's a man, Barack must be a chick.
 
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Kepler said:
They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
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That sounds about right, Kep. But I've got a couple of friends who won the Silicon lottery and who ended up in Oregon and appear to have stuck there.
 
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Kepler said:
Make that Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimova. Since Michelle's a man, Barack must be a chick.
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Maybe it should be Harambe Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimova since we know that the Obamas are actually Gorillas as well thanks to Republicans on Facebook.
 
Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

Just make it simple.

Darkie McDarkerson.

Problem solved.
 
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