What's new
USCHO Fan Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.

PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

Howitz-ah

New member
For all PC and BC fans, if the team was not pathetic enough for you at the beginning of December/Mid November (respectively)....BOY are you in for a treat now! :D

FOR THOSE TRAVELING, HERE'S A FEW GUARRANTEES:

--Maine's Juniors and Seniors will look as motivated as a morbidly obese guy trying to find a plate of brussel sprouts.

--Maine will have made zero effective adjustments. I don't just mean between periods. Watch tape from October. That's exactly what they're going to try to run...and when team's defend it...they'll scratch their heads and lose the rest of their motivation.

--Maine's Women's team will finish more checks. Unfortunately, they're playing in Boston, so if you're looking for some bruising action but still feel like hating on the Black Bears, save the drive. Even though it's a penalty in their game, I bet they won't get benched after they do it.

--NO ONE will come to the defense of the goalies, and they're both freshmen, so feel free to snow them, take extra whacks at their gloves, hell, run 'em over. No one will run you for it, so why not?

--All our defensemen will be playing forward and all our forwards will be on defense. We'll lose 10-1 and Tim will call it a ''good thing''. I just can't tell if that will be before or after he throws the players under the bus but takes no personal ownership.


FUN! :D
 
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

Saw I had a typo in the title. But not unlike our captains...I have no drive to fix it. :)
 
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

Saw I had a typo in the title. But not unlike our captains...I have no drive to fix it. :)
ABD (American Board of Dermatology) may be appropriate. Perhaps Maine is dealing with leprosy.Before anyone misinterprets that it means that nobody wants to go near them for they are too unpredictable. Will they implode or explode.
 
Last edited:
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

ABD (American Board of Dermatology) may be appropriate. Perhaps Maine is dealing with leprosy.Before anyone misinterprets that it means that nobody wants to go near them for they are too unpredictable. Will they implode or explode.

Stay tuned for USCHO Maine board excitement next week if Maine implodes this weekend. Shud be fun !! :D
 
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

Maine is a different team at home. I see a split.

Maine 4 PC 1

Maine 2 BC 3
 
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

Surprised sandiego hasn't made fun of BC yet...

oh wait, nevermind
 
Re: PC and BC @ TIMMAY TIME 1/14 abd 1/16

And if we sweep, the confusion may give me an aneurysm.


I said before in the primary thread....

A win, A blowout event, A sweep....even if any of those good things DO happen for Maine...it means NOTHING.

Let me say it again:

ONE regulation win away from Alfond Arena this season.

0-5-2 against ranked competition away from Alfond Arena. This is including the now unranked Michigan State.

A team built around a strong offense? How's this stat for you:

0.98 Goals Per 60 minutes played against the current Top 20 away from Alfond

0.98 Goals Per 60 minutes played against the current Top 20 away from Alfond

0.98 Goals Per 60 minutes played against the current Top 20 away from Alfond

...This means if we go down to the Whit and lose 8-1 on Friday, we will eclipse our offensive stat in this category. This, too, is probably "a good thing" according to Tim.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top