Just going to take a wild, crazy guess: You aren't attending the games this weekend, so you fail to see the relevance.
Also, no disrespect intended, but unless you travel to away Football games, FB Saturdays at OSU are beyond your range of experience. I'll attempt to translate. Take a Gopher/Badger Football crowd. Add a Viking/Packer crowd. Put the combined group in the middle of the State Fairgrounds on one of the busiest days of the Fair. Now, try to imagine the parking situation on the St. Paul Campus and you've more or less got it.
All I'm saying is that Parking on an OSU Football Saturday is a major issue for anyone needing to be on campus that day, just as it would be in the hypothetical situation described above. Football Saturday at the Bank? Cool event, but on a smaller scale. Navigation and parking are understandably more manageable.