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NFL 2016-17: Your Fantasy Team Will Suck This Year.

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Alshon Jeffrey suspended 4 games, either for PED use or being high from remembering that Jay Cutler is still his QB
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Who are teams tanking for this year? Meaning, who's name do we have to rhyme for picks?
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Bare It for Garrett.

Aside: as a Notre Dame fan, the idea of Kizer going 3 overall is only possible if the Bears genuinely are forced to perpetually re-enact a curse at QB.

He's a very nice boy. He's not an NFL QB.

Also, with 5 guys in the top 14 I genuinely wonder who would win if Alabama played the Browns.
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Vikings release Blair Walsh.
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In other news, water is still wet.

If anybody didn't see this coming, they weren't paying attention to this season and how last season ended. He lost his confidence. His rookie year was great, couldn't miss a field goal - not even for a Vegas bookie.
 
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The Sicatoka said:
... and sign Kai Forbath.
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Have they made it official? The StarTribune said this on an article updated at 12:36 CT.

The Vikings this morning waived the embattled kicker after he missed three kicks and failed to execute a key kickoff the past two weeks. The team has not yet announced a responding roster move, but USA Today reports his replacement will be former Redskins kicker Kai Forbath.
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ShirtlessBob said:
Who are teams tanking for this year? Meaning, who's name do we have to rhyme for picks?
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Garrett or Watson probably. Maybe someone will try to copy the Cowboys and take Cook high since Elliot is working out so well? The one given below for Garrett isn't bad, it's a tough year for rhyming. Play like twatsons for Watson?
 
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Christine Michael to the Pack. Um, wow.

I find it amazing that he was cut in the first place.
 
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The Minnesota Vikings would like to thank the Arizona Cardinals for playing the role of NFL Officials' Whipping Boys this fine afternoon.
 
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