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MN Golden Gophers @ UND Sioux: Arrogant vs Offensive!

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No, you didn't. I asked how the Gophers could fight the Sioux when they are hiding. You said not to worry about it. That isn't answering the question. Did you even pass third grade? Having a conversation with Hirsch is easier than having one with you. He's much less delusional.

Happy, you typically want the caption to be five words or less. Try again. Try something original like no Canadians! That will be a hit with your fellow xenophobic buddies.

take a hike, what idiot from UND elected you caption rule maker? and, you didn't answer the question, how many UND players are still in jail? When do you get rid of your racist mascot, anyway?
 
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I'm joining in. If your team would learn to scrape the sand out of their vages, they might learn how to man up when they are called out instead of hiding behind the most hated coach in the WCHA (heard it from a WCHA ref I know).

Really, your team just sucks at life.

Ok, so if the Gophers decide to randomly pound people for no reason whatsoever, and attack players in handshake lines, and have tDon flip the bird to anyone who makes him mad, then we are "real men" like the Sue? Ok, got it.
 
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Ok, so if the Gophers decide to randomly pound people for no reason whatsoever, and attack players in handshake lines, and have tDon flip the bird to anyone who makes him mad, then we are "real men" like the Sue? Ok, got it.

if the Gophers wouldn't play like they are the gods of the college hockey world and look to the ref every time they are touched a la Tom Brady, maybe they would be real men. Instead, they whimper like little girls every time someone knocks them around. And maybe their coach could show some emotion instead of sitting there with his arms folded a la Ray Rhodes.

You lose. Again.
 
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So you're saying that the Sue will simply assault the Gophers? A fight means there that it is a confrontation with at least two willing participants.

At least you're honest about how criminal and lowly your team's morals and standards are.

Well I'm just glad you finally understand the English language. It been a tough 45, or however the hell old you are, years. You finally get it though.

The Gophers are never willing to "fight" unless they can hide behind a ref or their coach. And unless you can cite a time when Erik Westrum or any other Gopher was hit in the head with a couch, I'm going to have to assume you're just off your medication again and are imagining things.

Speaking of goons though, how did the saintly Gophers manage to be more penalized last year than the big mean Sioux? Did they throw couches and chairs and generally go Jerry Springer on a bunch of teams? No wait, they are always hiding so it can't be that. It must have a been a miracle!

take a hike, what idiot from UND elected you caption rule maker? and, you didn't answer the question, how many UND players are still in jail? When do you get rid of your racist mascot, anyway?

I supplied the picture and therefore I make the rules. If you don't like it, don't supply any captions.

To answer your crazy questions:
1. None.
2. We've never had your mom as our mascot, Happy. I'm not sure what you're referring to.
 
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More penalized does not always mean cheap/dirty play. You're smarter than that. I think.
 
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More penalized does not always mean cheap/dirty play. You're smarter than that. I think.

So it's the magical Brenthoven quotient! The guy who attends like one game a year has a keen eye for everything cheap and dirty. He wouldn't know a puck if it hit him in his labia, but everything the Sioux do is bad!
 
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So the Gophers get penalized for clean play?

There are your run of the mill hooks and such, of which all teams are guilty of. I'm referring to dirty hits and cheap shots, which the Sue are known for.

I thought you were smarter than that, too. Guess not.
 
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So it's the magical Brenthoven quotient! The guy who attends like one game a year has a keen eye for everything cheap and dirty. He wouldn't know a puck if it hit him in his labia, but everything the Sioux do is bad!

So you have to BE AT a game to know things about the game? Wrong again, sporto. There's a magical invention called "television" where you can see games. It's quite the bee's knees.
 
Re: MN Golden Gophers @ UND Sioux: Arrogant vs Offensive!

So it's the magical Brenthoven quotient! The guy who attends like one game a year has a keen eye for everything cheap and dirty. He wouldn't know a puck if it hit him in his labia, but everything the Sioux do is bad!

one? He can't afford to go to games on his forklift salary!
 
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So you have to BE AT a game to know things about the game? Wrong again, sporto. There's a magical invention called "television" where you can see games. It's quite the bee's knees.

that reminds me. Why aren't you at Old Chicago with bbdl and BPH beating off to another Bills loss? :p
 
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There are your run of the mill hooks and such, of which all teams are guilty of. I'm referring to dirty hits and cheap shots, which the Sue are known for.

I thought you were smarter than that, too. Guess not.

By whiny Gopher fans who consider everything the Sioux do to be dirty, because Lucia that is what tells them. Of course Lucia's kid is pure as snow.
 
Re: MN Golden Gophers @ UND Sioux: Arrogant vs Offensive!

So you have to BE AT a game to know things about the game? Wrong again, sporto. There's a magical invention called "television" where you can see games. It's quite the bee's knees.

Touche. So it's because Doug and The Rug tell you the Sioux are cheap that you believe it. Got it.

Also you should seriously be on suicide watch if the watched that entire Bills-Browns game. I know I would be considering killing myself if I had to watch that game for even two minutes.
 
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How long into the game before they show a crowd shot of a missing teeth sue fan sporting a mullet?
 
Re: MN Golden Gophers @ UND Sioux: Arrogant vs Offensive!

There are your run of the mill hooks and such, of which all teams are guilty of. I'm referring to dirty hits and cheap shots, which the Sue are known for.

I thought you were smarter than that, too. Guess not.

So despite all of these dirty hits and cheap shots from UND, which normally carry a lengthier penalty, the Gophers still had more penalty minutes than the Sioux?

Something's not adding up there. But what do I know, I'm not smart. :p
 
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which the Sue are known for.

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Re: MN Golden Gophers @ UND Sioux: Arrogant vs Offensive!

Touche. So it's because Doug and The Rug tell you the Sioux are cheap that you believe it. Got it.

Also you should seriously be on suicide watch if the watched that entire Bills-Browns game. I know I would be considering killing myself if I had to watch that game for even two minutes.

If I hadn't given up on the Bills' season already, I'd agree. That game was so bad. I think it violated more than a few rules of the Geneva Convention.
 
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