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Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

gopher wes said:
Is that worse than a counting contest? Lucky for you geniuses in Madtown, the numbers are pretty small with your trap, sissy playing hockey team. Keeps the numbers to one hand for you guys....
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That's likely why they trap so much. So they can be sure not to have to count that high.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Wisko McBadgerton said:
Hi Goofs. Normally these threads turn ugly, but in a possibly misguided effort to improve cross-border relations I thought I would extend the olive branch this time around with some friendly advice for those Minnesotans intent on attending this week's games at the Kohl Center. Before you come please be advised: There are no goats allowed inside the Kohl Center.

Let me repeat that: Unlike the moochy barn you folks call home where frolicking with farm animals is allowed, even heavily encouraged; Within the friendly confines of the Kohl Center, NO GOATS ARE ALLOWED. And before you ask, yes, this includes the general concourse, the luxury boxes, and especially the bathroom stalls. Hey, I'm not judging, but NO goats, sheep, horses, or any other domesticated animals including wombats and chinchillas and any other depravity you sick ******** can think of. None.

If you cannot follow these simple rules I'd advise that the games will be televised, and no doubt you will all be much happier comfortably snuggled up at home with Betsy thusly:

<a href="http://imgur.com/e8McVWh"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/e8McVWh.jpg?1" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a>


There. I think it's nice when we all can just get along. Don't you agree, you disgusting goat****ers?
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I see this means those of you who find deer to be in season are off the hook??
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Happy said:
You must have skipped the weak Menard's paint thinner, and went right to the hard stuff from Blaine's Farm and Fleet. Good choice.
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Yeah, but the Blaine's thinner makes me forget to add a smiley face to my posts like this one ---->
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Wisko McBadgerton said:
Wild or not, Deer are dead.

Geezus! You wouldn't kill Betsy just to bring her into the game, would you???

I...

I don't even have words for that.
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First off, they are not dead until some coward with a gun shoots them from 200 paces, secondly, I prefer sheep ( they are more feminine than goats and deer AND resist being pushed into the water thus providing "pushback" at the backyard pond ) and thirdly, who the feck is Betsy? I might want to lead her to the pond, too.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Bucky fans - On game day will it be in flasks or just drink it straight from the jug like ma and pa do?


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Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Are you freaking insane??? :eek:

See what you got yourself there is some of that Illinois paint thinner. The only thing I hate more than Illinois nazi's is Illinois paint thinner!:mad:


Get yourself some N. Josten's made in Milwaukee. That there's some real quality.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

Finally, a Gopher game thread that has more than just Gopher fans posting, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's always fun to mix it up with other bases. Looking forward to this game. The first two were fun, loved that last assist by the Badger for GWG!

Let's sweep them!

Is it neutral ice since Badger fans don't show up to the game?
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

ShotFromThePoint said:
Finally, a Gopher game thread that has more than just Gopher fans posting, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's always fun to mix it up with other bases. Looking forward to this game. The first two were fun, loved that last assist by the Badger for GWG!

Let's sweep them!

Is it neutral ice since Badger fans don't show up to the game?
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No. It is neutral ice because they can't agree on a brand of paint thinner.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

ShotFromThePoint said:
Finally, a Gopher game thread that has more than just Gopher fans posting, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's always fun to mix it up with other bases. Looking forward to this game. The first two were fun, loved that last assist by the Badger for GWG!

Let's sweep them!

Is it neutral ice since Badger fans don't show up to the game?
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I'm enjoying this thread...I needed this on a Monday. Trash-talking and drinking paint thinner on a Monday with goof fans is the start of a good week.
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

WiscTJK said:
Do you ground squirrel fans know how to spell your state name yet?
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Yeah, sorry about that, we got a little carried away after scoring 8 times in November. By the way, how's that pre-season championship in the coach's poll holding up for you?
 
Re: Minnesota @ Wisconsin: 2/6 & 2/7

firstpusk said:
No. It is neutral ice because they can't agree on a brand of paint thinner.
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No, we understand thinner perfectly. It's the Sun Tan Lotion Kid who tried to sneak some sub par stuff into the mix. Nice try, Sun Tan.


Anyway, since you goofs can't seem to fathom why there's a no molesting of farm animals rule at the KC and continuing in the spirit of friendliness and more open communication, (that's glasnost for you Minnesota commies) I'd figured I'd offer a different, perhaps even more helpful suggestion.

First though let me ask how it is that you guys actually get to Madison? Snow shoes? Ride your neighbor's llama? Does Prince run you down one at a time piggy back? Or do you have some kind of Jitney that everyone loads onto?

The reason I ask is because I bet that Jitney uses a lot of gas, and I could show you a way to save a ton of it! No kidding! I bet ol' Ole's fancy motorized ice-hole maker could make lot's of ice-holes with all the gas that Jitney burns up! And since you're all basically borrowing Ole's one ice-hole maker anyway, 'cause you all spend your earnings from the turkey ranch on Grain Belt and new choker collars for Betsy, everyone in the state gets extra ice-holes! Great deal, huh?

Ok, I know the state is pretty much filled with ice-holes already. I don't pretend to understand this stuff, but with you all, the more gopher ice-holes there are, the happier you all seem to be. Who am I to judge? At any rate, don't confuse the issue. Just focus on all those succulent ice-holes.

That's better.

Now I know some of you are asking yourselves how your great big state full of ice-holes could have even more great big ice-holes in it? Seems impossible, right? I can see you thinkin' it really seems too good to be true and must have some sort of Badger Bob trickiness to it, just like when the Backdoor Badgers pounded you in the ice... I mean in the NCAA championship back in '81, right?

No tricks goph's. It's simple. Came to me tonight when I was sitting down to a dish of Coq au Vin for dinner. That's French cuisine. Sorry. Food. Don't bother, it's not made with ketchup so I doubt you'd care for it. The point is it's French. And what do the French know how to do that can save you guys a bunch of gas and make you even bigger ice holes than you already are? Sorry, I mean "have." Freudian slip. Sorry. Freud was a psych... Oh why would I even bother? Nevermind.

Anyway, it's simple and you're probably real good at it! Just do this:

<a href="http://imgur.com/eyBIRuJ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/eyBIRuJ.jpg?1" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a>

Remember UMD? The same thing only you save Jitney gas for all your Minnesota ice-holes! Brilliant!

You're welcome.
 
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Wisko McBadgerton said:
No, we understand thinner perfectly. It's the Sun Tan Lotion Kid who tried to sneak some sub par stuff into the mix. Nice try, Sun Tan.


Anyway, since you goofs can't seem to fathom why there's a no molesting of farm animals rule at the KC and continuing in the spirit of friendliness and more open communication, (that's glasnost for you Minnesota commies) I'd figured I'd offer a different, perhaps even more helpful suggestion.

First though let me ask how it is that you guys actually get to Madison? Snow shoes? Ride your neighbor's llama? Does Prince run you down one at a time piggy back? Or do you have some kind of Jitney that everyone loads onto?

The reason I ask is because I bet that Jitney uses a lot of gas, and I could show you a way to save a ton of it! No kidding! I bet ol' Ole's fancy motorized ice-hole maker could make lot's of ice-holes with all the gas that Jitney burns up! And since you're all basically borrowing Ole's one ice-hole maker anyway, 'cause you all spend your earnings from the turkey ranch on Grain Belt and new choker collars for Betsy, everyone in the state gets extra ice-holes! Great deal, huh?

Ok, I know the state is pretty much filled with ice-holes already. I don't pretend to understand this stuff, but with you all, the more gopher ice-holes there are, the happier you all seem to be. Who am I to judge? At any rate, don't confuse the issue. Just focus on all those succulent ice-holes.

That's better.

Now I know some of you are asking yourselves how your great big state full of ice-holes could have even more great big ice-holes in it? Seems impossible, right? I can see you thinkin' it really seems too good to be true and must have some sort of Badger Bob trickiness to it, just like when the Backdoor Badgers pounded you in the ice... I mean in the NCAA championship back in '81, right?

No tricks goph's. It's simple. Came to me tonight when I was sitting down to a dish of Coq au Vin for dinner. That's French cuisine. Sorry. Food. Don't bother, it's not made with ketchup so I doubt you'd care for it. The point is it's French. And what do the French know how to do that can save you guys a bunch of gas and make you even bigger ice holes than you already are? Sorry, I mean "have." Freudian slip. Sorry. Freud was a psych... Oh why would I even bother? Nevermind.

Anyway, it's simple and you're probably real good at it! Just do this:

<a href="http://imgur.com/eyBIRuJ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/eyBIRuJ.jpg?1" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a>

Remember UMD? The same thing only you save Jitney gas for all your Minnesota ice-holes! Brilliant!

You're welcome.
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Thanks! You seem like a really nice guy. I hope you enjoyed eating that coq tonight!
 
Wisko McBadgerton said:
No, we understand thinner perfectly. It's the Sun Tan Lotion Kid who tried to sneak some sub par stuff into the mix. Nice try, Sun Tan.


Anyway, since you goofs can't seem to fathom why there's a no molesting of farm animals rule at the KC and continuing in the spirit of friendliness and more open communication, (that's glasnost for you Minnesota commies) I'd figured I'd offer a different, perhaps even more helpful suggestion.

First though let me ask how it is that you guys actually get to Madison? Snow shoes? Ride your neighbor's llama? Does Prince run you down one at a time piggy back? Or do you have some kind of Jitney that everyone loads onto?

The reason I ask is because I bet that Jitney uses a lot of gas, and I could show you a way to save a ton of it! No kidding! I bet ol' Ole's fancy motorized ice-hole maker could make lot's of ice-holes with all the gas that Jitney burns up! And since you're all basically borrowing Ole's one ice-hole maker anyway, 'cause you all spend your earnings from the turkey ranch on Grain Belt and new choker collars for Betsy, everyone in the state gets extra ice-holes! Great deal, huh?

Ok, I know the state is pretty much filled with ice-holes already. I don't pretend to understand this stuff, but with you all, the more gopher ice-holes there are, the happier you all seem to be. Who am I to judge? At any rate, don't confuse the issue. Just focus on all those succulent ice-holes.

That's better.

Now I know some of you are asking yourselves how your great big state full of ice-holes could have even more great big ice-holes in it? Seems impossible, right? I can see you thinkin' it really seems too good to be true and must have some sort of Badger Bob trickiness to it, just like when the Backdoor Badgers pounded you in the ice... I mean in the NCAA championship back in '81, right?

No tricks goph's. It's simple. Came to me tonight when I was sitting down to a dish of Coq au Vin for dinner. That's French cuisine. Sorry. Food. Don't bother, it's not made with ketchup so I doubt you'd care for it. The point is it's French. And what do the French know how to do that can save you guys a bunch of gas and make you even bigger ice holes than you already are? Sorry, I mean "have." Freudian slip. Sorry. Freud was a psych... Oh why would I even bother? Nevermind.

Anyway, it's simple and you're probably real good at it! Just do this:

<a href="http://imgur.com/eyBIRuJ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/eyBIRuJ.jpg?1" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a>

Remember UMD? The same thing only you save Jitney gas for all your Minnesota ice-holes! Brilliant!

You're welcome.
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Gopher Fans:

To get the full effect of this post, read it in the voice of Carl Gerbschmidt.
 
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