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Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

First Time said:
Never said you were, I'm just saying if you don't want to talk with us, you don't have to.
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Fine, we'll talk over you.

Will SCSU's defense get Sandusky'd by the Rau-Budish-Bjugstad line?

And that's cute that a Jan fan would ask Gopher fans if our school will raise meaningless banners for faux accomplishments. We leave that sort of **** to you clowns.

More important question: which is bigger - the erection that Gopher fans have for their team or the chip on the shoulder of Jan's fans? Since it's only November, I'd say it's definitely the latter.
 
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Bakunin said:
Fine, we'll talk over you.

Will SCSU's defense get Sandusky'd by the Rau-Budish-Bjugstad line?

And that's cute that a Jan fan would ask Gopher fans if our school will raise meaningless banners for faux accomplishments. We leave that sort of **** to you clowns.
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A Sandusky reference?
Wow that's classy. :rolleyes:
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

The Ref said:
Have you never been to a home game at Mariucci? It's a special cheer reserved just for SCCC :)
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Except that MTU is also named the Huskies. And it's a chant that girls in Dude Love's age range chant.

DL, I heard a new Junior High is opening in your area. Better start scouting.
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Brenthoven said:
Except that MTU is also named the Huskies. And it's a chant that girls in Dude Love's age range chant.

DL, I heard a new Junior High is opening in your area. Better start scouting.
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Find any ladies who are into balding forklift drivers? You know...ones that aren't Tech 4s?
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

First Time said:
A Sandusky reference?
Wow that's classy. :rolleyes:
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I already was proclaimed the first Sandusky "F Hockey" text on Sat. Yep, I'm showering the internet with those those jokes. Although with current profanity filters, sometimes you have to use the back door approach.
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Dude Love said:
Find any ladies who are into balding forklift drivers? You know...ones that aren't Tech 4s?
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Actually, yes. Then I was Mother Hen'ed. Last night. And, I have witnesses. :p
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Brenthoven said:
Actually, yes. Then I was Mother Hen'ed. Last night. And, I have witnesses. :p
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Let me guess...bbdl and Shirtless? There are two quality sources. That's like citing Wikipedia on a term paper. :p

(Sits back and waits for a Bobby Goepfert reference)
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Dude Love said:
Let me guess...bbdl and Shirtless? There are two quality sources. That's like citing Wikipedia on a term paper. :p
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No. bbdl was on an actual date.

And get this (I can't believe it myself), she intro'd herself to me. :)
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Brenthoven said:
Except that MTU is also named the Huskies. And it's a chant that girls in Dude Love's age range chant.

DL, I heard a new Junior High is opening in your area. Better start scouting.
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Ha! I knew this thread would be funny.

Gas and parking for the game = $15
Dinner at Stub and Herbs = $30
Tickets for the game = $70
One Golden Gopher hockey fan harassing another for teasing the SCCC hockey team = Priceless
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Dude Love said:
Well no one ever said women had taste.
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She was cute, and OF AGE (that's really important; just so you know).

So, you guys gonna try and steal one of our asst coaches again? That's really worked out Oh wait, you won ONE NCAA tourney game! Success!
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Dude Love said:
I was hoping someone would be able to decipher the delicious irony. Call me in January if you're still any good.
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We'll leave that to the authorities. Maybe they'll pass the message along with the inevitable restraining orders.
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

The Ref said:
Ha! I knew this thread would be funny.

Gas and parking for the game = $15
Dinner at Stub and Herbs = $30
Tickets for the game = $70
One Golden Gopher hockey fan harassing another for teasing the SCCC hockey team = Priceless
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Who in the world are you?

Brenthoven said:
She was cute, and OF AGE (that's really important; just so you know).

So, you guys gonna try and steal one of our asst coaches again? That's really worked out Oh wait, you won ONE NCAA tourney game! Success!
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1. That'd be funny if I hadn't dated two girls over the summer and both were in their late 20s.
2. Only if it's Guentzel. You know...the only reason you're any good?
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Dude Love said:
Who in the world are you?



1. That'd be funny if I hadn't dated two girls over the summer and both were in their late 20s.
2. Only if it's Guentzel. You know...the only reason you're any good?
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So, my only question is, 300 or 400 lbs? How big were the boobs on their back? 36DDD? Bigger?
 
Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Brenthoven said:
So, my only question is, 300 or 400 lbs? How big were the boobs on their back? 36DDD? Bigger?
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Oh boy. The same jokes for a decade.

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Re: Minnesota vs Jan Brady State (home and home) Nov 18th-19th

Brenthoven said:
So, my only question is, 300 or 400 lbs? How big were the boobs on their back? 36DDD? Bigger?
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He said he dated two girls. I think he meant he dated one that weighed as much as two girls, so that'd translate to nearly 300 lbs.

And of course we use the same jokes - because they still work. Every thread on this board is an example of rehashing the same **** from years ago. I think it's called "nostalgia".
 
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