Re: Minnesota @ Bemidji State: 10/18-10/19
Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. Everyday they used the outhouse teepee, and then returned to their village. But one day, they went to use the outhouse teepee and Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the outhouse teepee smells to high heaven! It smells like someone has died in there. I'm not goin' in there with it smelling like that...no way!" Little Beaver felt sorry for Running Bear and suddenly had a brilliant idea, "Why don't we just push the outhouse teepee over the cliff, and go build another one?" So they both agreed and promptly pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff.
A few days later, the Chief of the tribe called a pow wow. He looked slowly over the tribe and then asked," Who threw the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" No one answered. So the chief decided to tell this story: "I will tell you story of a great man named George Washington. When he was a little boy, his father asked him, 'Who chopped down the cherry tree?' The little boy George Washington immediately answered and said, 'It was I father'. His father was so pleased with his quick answer, that he rewarded little George Washington and then later in life, he became the Great leader of his nation".
"So once again, I ask you, who pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" Thinking he would get a reward, Little Beaver raised his hand and said, "It was I Great Chief that pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff". The Chief suddenly sat up, walked over to Little Beaver and began kicking the crap out of him. A short time later, Little Beaver was taken to the tribal hospital with multiple injuries.
A few days later, the Chief went to visit him. Respectfully, the Little beaver found the courage to ask a question, "Chief, you are our Great leader, but I'm very curious. Why did you kick the crap out of me?" The Chief answered, "George Washington's father wasn't in the Cherry Tree!"