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Michigan Tech Season Thread Part V: We Were Dead On Arrival

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Semi-Baseless Prediction

Foxton2 fails to quit smoking and gets her deseverings when she is kciked off her broomball team like {PROVICED should be kciked out of HOCKY RAST. In her despair, Foxton2 becomes an alcoholic, fails all of her classes this semester, and is forced to transfer across the canal to Screw Me Suomi Community College. There she will major in General Studies, and have what everyone thinks are two lil' PB&Js, until a unsurprising appearance on Maury reveals that PB is, naturally, not the father. Apparently, he never knew about Foxton2's passionate night of revenge sex with her "archrival" who goes to U of M. Foxton2 will then have to drop out of SMSCC to go full time at Toni's, so she can support her bastard children. We'll all travel up there occasionally to eat pasties and make fun of her for skipping kindergarten, but failing out of college.

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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Semi-Baseless Prediction

Foxton2 fails to quit smoking and gets her deseverings when she is kciked off her broomball team like {PROVICED should be kciked out of HOCKY RAST. In her despair, Foxton2 becomes an alcoholic, fails all of her classes this semester, and is forced to transfer across the canal to Screw Me Suomi Community College. There she will major in General Studies, and have what everyone thinks are two lil' PB&Js, until a unsurprising appearance on Maury reveals that PB is, naturally, not the father. Apparently, he never knew about Foxton2's passionate night of revenge sex with her "archrival" who goes to U of M. Foxton2 will then have to drop out of SMSCC to go full time at Toni's, so she can support her bastard children. We'll all travel up there occasionally to eat pasties and make fun of her for skipping kindergarten, but failing out of college.

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I really don't like this idea.
Then again, people always said in high school that the archrival and me were going to end up married someday.

Here's my real prediction:
I'll actually succeed at quitting, which will then lead to success elsewhere in my life. I may even score a goal in broomball before the end of the season (though this is most likely to occur on my AST team). I'll end up doing reasonably well at MTU, graduating in the Spring of 2013 with my BS in Management. Maybe I'll end up married to PB, but who the hell really knows what'll happen with such matters. I'll get a job somewhere outside of the UP, and I'll visit home occasionally to get delicious Toni's pasties.
 
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I'm sorry that you guys aren't getting much broomball time. :(
 
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crazytechfan said:
I really don't like this idea.
Then again, people always said in high school that the archrival and me were going to end up married someday.

Here's my real prediction:
I'll actually succeed at quitting, which will then lead to success elsewhere in my life. I may even score a goal in broomball before the end of the season (though this is most likely to occur on my AST team). I'll end up doing reasonably well at MTU, graduating in the Spring of 2013 with my BS in Management. Maybe I'll end up married to PB, but who the hell really knows what'll happen with such matters. I'll get a job somewhere outside of the UP, and I'll visit home occasionally to get delicious Toni's pasties.
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Fixed your prediction. ;)
 
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Heck, I'll throw the young one a bone here. I have some faith that she'll quit smoking.
That being said, ctf, have you looked in to Nicorette or those patches or anything? The "cold turkey" approach doesn't seem to be working for you.
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
Heck, I'll throw the young one a bone here. I have some faith that she'll quit smoking.
That being said, ctf, have you looked in to Nicorette or those patches or anything? The "cold turkey" approach doesn't seem to be working for you.
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'diva's my favorite. I'm giving it this last try, giving my best friend the rest of the ones I have today, and if this fails, I'm going to invest in Nicorette.
 
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Flashy Man said:
Seem to be scraping the barrel with that one.
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Gonna have to agree. His stats say he's a Bunger or Eli V. replacement, though they are about in the middle of the pack compared to the rest of the forwards on a very balanced GB team.

Shirtless Guy said:
That someone should be Niagara or Canisius...not MTU :(
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Well at this point, what's left of the 2010 pool is probably slim pickings. This would seem to indicate that Russell lost at least a couple of the players he and the staff were originially targeting. With the way things have gone in the past two seasons, not to mention the potential for a coaching shakeup, who wants to commit to this program right now?
 
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