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Life Tips/Tricks/Cheats

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Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
Saw a similar thread on Reddit, probably be fun to do here.

If you see a tanker truck at a gas station, don't fill up there. The filling process drudges up all the crud from the bottom of the storage tank, increasing the likelihood you'll get bad gas.

Most Jeeps (and some Chryslers) have a combination that can be entered with the ignition and the pedals that will display any check engine codes that have been thrown.

Instead of buying bags of ice, fill some Tupperware bowls with water, freeze overnight, and drop the chunks of ice in your cooler. They'll last longer and not turn to water as quickly.

Want to avoid ATM fees? Go to a convenience store, buy a soda, pay with debit, and ask the clerk to charge you however much money you were going to withdraw and give you the change. You still lose a couple bucks, but you get a soda out of the deal.

To clean your toilet, drain the bowl and pour in a can of Coca-Cola. Wait 20 minutes. Flush. Coke can also clean corroded battery terminals on a car engine.
 
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Need to polish brass that is very tarnished? Take a bottle of Louisiana brand hot sauce and pour it on. You'll still need to polish but it saves a lot of work removing the tarnish. Don't wipe the hot sauce immediately, let it sit for 5-10 minutes or as desired.
 
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I learned a mantra to make sure I connect the cables correctly when I have to jump a dead battery: "positive to positive, negative to ground."
 
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Go to McDonald's and ask for a "Fry Kid." Grilled cheese sammich on toasted hamburger buns.

Comes from the 70's when Happy Meals were first introduced. They were named after the McDonald's characters. Hamburglar was a hamburger meal, Ronald was a cheeseburger, and Fry Kid was this.

Also, you can order a cheeseburger without cheese. Order the 2 cheeseburger value meal and ask for hamburgers instead. Slip will come back as 2 cheeseburgers without cheese.

Try ordering anything with sausage and ask for the sausage to be run through the grill 4-5 times. Actually tastes pretty good, kinda like bacon.
 
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Look both ways before crossing.

Carry your wallet in your front left pocket; pickpockets work percentages and that's the last station.

Watching TV in a dark room does not hurt your eyes.

Always tip wait staff high; their jobs suck and poor tipping is extremely bad karma.

Never email anything you would be ashamed to see on the bulletin board.

Carry scissors point downwards.

"Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before beer, never fear."

The secret to a good date is listening.

Say "that dress looks good on you," not "you look good in that dress."

Choose your battles.

If angry, count slowly to ten. If still angry, swear.
 
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To get your bathroom fixtures to shine like the sun, mix the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach.
 
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To get your bathroom fixtures to shine like the sun, mix the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach.
Since you're not going to say it, I will. Mankato State students, don't do this. Bad things happen. Read about it on the interweb, people do actually try this.
 
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You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

You don't mess around with Jim
 
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Also, you can order a cheeseburger without cheese. Order the 2 cheeseburger value meal and ask for hamburgers instead. Slip will come back as 2 cheeseburgers without cheese.

This also works with the McDouble on the Dollar Menu.
 
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Most Jeeps (and some Chryslers) have a combination that can be entered with the ignition and the pedals that will display any check engine codes that have been thrown.
Its all Chrysler vehicles after a certain age/with certain computer system or newer. Turn the key off-on-off-on-off-on and the code will display. Pump the accelerator 3 times with key on and the engine off to see if your gauges all work.
 
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Go to McDonald's and ask for a "Fry Kid." Grilled cheese sammich on toasted hamburger buns.

Comes from the 70's when Happy Meals were first introduced. They were named after the McDonald's characters. Hamburglar was a hamburger meal, Ronald was a cheeseburger, and Fry Kid was this.

Also, you can order a cheeseburger without cheese. Order the 2 cheeseburger value meal and ask for hamburgers instead. Slip will come back as 2 cheeseburgers without cheese.

Try ordering anything with sausage and ask for the sausage to be run through the grill 4-5 times. Actually tastes pretty good, kinda like bacon.

Is it cheaper if you order w/o cheese? Also, can you mess with their heads and order a Fry Kid with no cheese, so you just order a bun?
 
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If you're all shooting up, why not share needles? That's a no brainer. More money in your wallet, more drugs in your veins.

Also, have as many kids as you can, because that makes it more likely that one of those kids'll grow up and make it big in Hollywood. Then who's payin' the bills huh? Hollywood kid.
 
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