Humor or stupor?

[cross cheque]

An Iowa gal then?

You know it, picked her up in Council Bluffs after the outdoor game last month.

 

[DisplacedCornellian]

Re: Humor or stupor?

Oh it's a she! I lifted her tail when I picked her up from the stockyard, wasn't falling for that trick again.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

 

[Osorojo]

Re: Humor or stupor?

Thanks for the help! Now only seven more posts today to keep on my nine year plan; two thousand seven hundred and seventy four more posts before I join the anointed few. Why buy the milk if you don't have a bottle?

 

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Humor or stupor?

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Perhaps the cow will be worth more in the future, and he'll be able to sell it at a profit.

 

[Osorojo]

Re: Humor or stupor?

Thanks again, FD, but I despair of matching your magnificent number of posts- nineteen thousand six hundred and ninety nine, no doubt all as informative as your previous post. It would take me 72 years of posting every day except weekends and holidays for me to approach your current total. I couldn't possibly think of as many cogent remarks about cows and tuna as you have provided.

 

[Happy]

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I had no idea this site had such a long and distinguished history. Gracious posters have informed me that it takes a minimum of around 3,000 posts before I can qualify as a credible poster* or an insider to food humor. In three years I have posted 725 observations, so I have only 2,275 posts to join the "in crowd." I can't wait! If I take weekends and holidays off it will take me only nine years at 9 posts a day to become a member of the chosen few. Get ready, 'cause I want to enjoy the respect of the tuna ("T") party.
* I realize I'll never equal the 15 or 20 thousand posts of the giants of this site.

You can get instant credibility if you can get into a flame war with an opposing fan, and get them to jump off a tall building.

 

[Osorojo]

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You can get instant credibility if you can get into a flame war with an opposing fan, and get them to jump off a tall building.[/QUOTE

Apparently some already did - and landed on their heads. Only two thousand seven hundred and seventy three more posts to become an accredited site user, or eighteen thousand nine hundred and seventy one more posts to join the revered leaders.

 

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Humor or stupor?

Thanks again, FD, but I despair of matching your magnificent number of posts- nineteen thousand six hundred and ninety nine, no doubt all as informative as your previous post. It would take me 72 years of posting every day except weekends and holidays for me to approach your current total. I couldn't possibly think of as many cogent remarks about cows and tuna as you have provided.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

 

[cross cheque]

You can get instant credibility if you can get into a flame war with an opposing fan, and get them to jump off a tall building.[/QUOTE

Apparently some already did - and landed on their heads. Only two thousand seven hundred and seventy three more posts to become an accredited site user, or eighteen thousand nine hundred and seventy one more posts to join the revered leaders.

I hate those people they always end up not being able to figure out how to quote other posts.

 

[Happy]

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You can get instant credibility if you can get into a flame war with an opposing fan, and get them to jump off a tall building.[/QUOTE

Apparently some already did - and landed on their heads. Only two thousand seven hundred and seventy three more posts to become an accredited site user, or eighteen thousand nine hundred and seventy one more posts to join the revered leaders.

newbie loser quote

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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newbie loser quote

All three of you suck.

 

[Happy]

Re: Humor or stupor?

All three of you suck.

at least I don't have to live in New York.