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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

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bigmrg74

Frankenstein's Monster
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday, so you better hurry up and wish him Happy Birthday before he roundhouse kicks you in the face!!


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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:36, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard that it became a Wendy's.
 
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

Happy Birthday, Chuck.

The boogeyman checks his closet before bedtime for Chuck Norris.
 
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

Happy Birthday, Chuck. One day after mine. :D

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
 
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
 
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

Happy Birthday Chuck! (And happy belated scooby from the Mrs. and me)

They once made a Chuck Norris roll of toilet paper. The problem with it was that it didn't take crap from anybody.
 
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
 
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

Happy BDay Chuck.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that--every so often--corn just needs to lie the fark down.
 
Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does push up's he's not actually pushing himself up....he's pushing the earth down.
 
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