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Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

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Why doesn't a rich person ever drive up in a Lamborghini and say "Here, you can have my car."?
 
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duper said:
I actually don't know who Rizzoli or Isles are. But I would rather eat nearly any pasta dish than watch the Isles. Nothing against the Isles, mind you, I just love me some pasta.
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Det. Jane Rizzoli and Dr. Maura Isles. Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander, respectively. Priceless had the correct answer with "Yes" :D
 
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Why, at any given time on any given day or night, are there at least 2 people browsing the 'Score Updates' thread?:confused:
 
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In the original King Kong movie (1933) the natives of Skull Island build a giant wall to keep them safe and keep King Kong out. If that is so, why did they make the doors in the wall big enough for him to come in through? Why not just small doors for the natives? This has me stumped since i first saw the movie back in the 1950's.
 
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DrDemento said:
In the original King Kong movie (1933) the natives of Skull Island build a giant wall to keep them safe and keep King Kong out. If that is so, why did they make the doors in the wall big enough for him to come in through? Why not just small doors for the natives? This has me stumped since i first saw the movie back in the 1950's.
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Robot Chicken is way ahead of you
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
Det. Jane Rizzoli and Dr. Maura Isles. Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander, respectively. Priceless had the correct answer with "Yes" :D
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I was going to say both.

Two eternal questions for we Canadians;
How do they get the caramel inside a Caramilk bar?
When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last?
 
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says,Don't chew it" do you swallow it in spite?

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
 
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Glad i am not the only nut case that had thought about this.
 
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Why do women ***** about their loser boyfriend, then when you offer yourself...a decent human being...as a replacement, they say "Aww, that's sweet, but I really LOVE (insert loser boyfriend's name here)"?
 
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In a 30 yard dash between David Ortiz or Adrian Gonzalez, who would win?
 
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Why would McDonalds ever stop airing this commercial?
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goldy_331 said:
Newsflash! A hat and ****kicker boots don't make you a cowboy. You're a Minnesota farmer - a freakin sod-buster to a real cowboy. :p
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To quote an old Seinfeld episode: "it's not a lie if you believe it."

Or to put it another way, I don't think it matters if he's a real cowboy or not when plenty of women at a certain bar readily buy into it and throw themselves at him.
 
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