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Elections 2012: You must choose the lesser of two weevils

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So, being careful not to offend anyone, and we all knew this anyway, but it's been further established that conservatives are smarter, more generous, more sensible, more empathetic, nicer, more intelligent, better at fixing boat motors, and better looking than liberals, as a group. :)
 
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To repeat my question for Bob:

Would you classify a family headed by a same-sex couple to be a "stable, healthy family"?
 
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You are wrong. I realize it's politicallly expedient to focus on that one event, but you really need to take a longer term perspective. If you had ever read anything by me, you know I oppose borrow and spend vehemently. But, I realize it's easy to just spout a bit of political jargon like that.
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Longer term? How about 20 years? You want to go back to the Reagan days? Still going to tip the "R" as the lesser of two evils? Not sure how you can rationalize this one.

If Romney would simply denounce the Bush era fiscal policy of lowering taxes and making war, I'd give it to you. But that won't happen and without it the Reps are in no way less evil then the Dems.
 
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also woodsplitting, shoe tying, and fishing. Specifically, trolling.
 
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I see we started a new thread and I see there was nothing new in the old thread. Bob still thinks that Republicans are more fiscally conservative than Democrats and Gays/Lesbians can't provide a stable family life for their children.

Anyone got something new?????
 
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Priceless said:
To repeat my question for Bob:

Would you classify a family headed by a same-sex couple to be a "stable, healthy family"?
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No because that is social engineering and that makes us all into Nazis...all because we think Gay people should be treated like...oh I dont know PEOPLE! (Nazis were big on human rights and equality dontcha know)

All we need is Minnfan to tell us Gay people have equal rights because they can enter heterosexual marriages and we will have all the Faux News talking points from the people who somehow never watch Faux News.

Now lets get back to ripping apart joecct's statements:

joecct said:
If God is against it, why should I be for it?

Then again, God says "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and a lot of people think that's OK, too.
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God also said to stone women and keep slaves...methinks you dont do that. (or most of the stuff found in the Old/New Testament) Plus there is that pesky no masterbating God policy and I will bet dollars to worthless Euros you didnt keep that up. Good thing some people actually THINK and dont let a book that is 2000 years out of date make all the rules for them.

I hope the Prez ticks you all off and just makes it legal. Then, when you all are upset I will just tell you to form a corporation that way you can get your voice heard. :D
 
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So, are we invoking Old Testament God again? Cause I think New Testament God had some different ideas. Or maybe they're skipping over to Paul the misogynist.
 
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ScoobyDoo said:
So, are we invoking Old Testament God again? Cause I think New Testament God had some different ideas. Or maybe they're skipping over to Paul the misogynist.
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Which one backs their argument? That is the one that is correct :D
 
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God was really cranky then He had a kid and mellowed out.
 
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Priceless said:
God was really cranky then He had a kid and mellowed out.
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Having the kid isn't what mellowed him out, it was getting some virgin tail.
 
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Gurtholfin said:
Having the kid isn't what mellowed him out, it was getting some virgin tail.
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Pre-Jebus God was always into everything. He liked to dress up as a bull, a swan, the Holy Spirit, etc, but the goal was always the same.

Adolph+Rudolph+Wiertmuller.jpg
 
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Do you think Zeus used to mock God all the time...I mean he was screwing every Greek woman in sight whilst being married to Hera! :eek:
 
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Kepler said:
Pre-Jebus God was always into everything. He liked to dress up as a bull, a swan, the Holy Spirit, etc, but the goal was always the same.

Adolph+Rudolph+Wiertmuller.jpg
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Is it weird if that kinda turns me on?

If it was a deer instead of a goose, I'd have to shut the office door.
 
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Handyman said:
Do you think Zeus used to mock God all the time...I mean he was screwing every Greek woman in sight whilst being married to Hera! :eek:
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I always think of Hera as a sort of Hillary with Supernatural Powers.

So, yeah, I'd probably get out of the house as much as possible.

I don't think Zeus used to mock God because they're the same dude. "Zeus" (Greek) and "Deus" (Latin) both derive from the same Sanskrit root dyeu- "sky," "shining." Zeus and God are the same sky deity with a few slight cultural refractions for local color.
 
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Kepler said:
I don't think Zeus used to mock God because they're the same dude. "Zeus" (Greek) and "Deus" (Latin) both derive from the same Sanskrit root dyeu- "sky," "shining." Zeus and God are the same sky deity with a few slight cultural refractions for local color.
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Christ don't they teach "Sense of Humor 101" at SUNY-Ithaca? I know you feel the need to prop yourself up because you went to an "Ivy" or whatever Cornell is considered but to the rest of us you are just Ted from How I Met Your Mother. (aka ******) ;)

Gurt wins EVERY thread with that comment :D
 
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Kepler said:
Pre-Jebus God was always into everything. He liked to dress up as a bull, a swan, the Holy Spirit, etc, but the goal was always the same.

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Is that swan actually doing a little nibble, nibble, nibble? I mean besides flocking her?
 
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Carter said:
Is that swan actually doing a little nibble, nibble, nibble? I mean besides flocking her?
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Told you it's hot!

It's the Marv Albert of geese.
 
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