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Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

Trump lapdog Lindsey Graham has died. It sounds like he was in Ukraine on Friday, died after a "short illness" last night. Online conspiracy theories are the Russians got to him.
 
Heart attack after too many amyl nitrate sniffers.


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So, not quite the "widow maker", but this was Lindsey.....

Lindsey had crappy arteries, stress can play a large role in aortic dissections. Trump no doubt is telling the truth when he says the phone call he had with Lindsey that night was likely Lindsey’s last one. Couldn’t handle the shit Trump was saying. That, or Mitch McConnell crawled out of his TV screen soon afterward to make his announcement.

They’re survivable if they’re small enough and the person is otherwise relatively healthy. Lindsey’s case was likely neither.
 
Trump on Lindsey Graham: "He had one bad moment in the January 6 thing when he stood up -- 'alright, now I've had it, that's it, I can't do it anymore' -- then he called me about 40 minutes later and said, 'Did I really said that? I can't believe it.' And he took it back."

 
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