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Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

 
Hope no one needs an MRI for the remainder of Trump's term...


I understand the point you're making, but fortunately, a number of hospitals in the US already have helium-free MR scanners designed by Siemens Healthineers in part because of the dwindling supply of helium globally.
 
There is no war. There never was a war. But we won it. And we're almost done. With the war that never happened but we've already won. And referring to this as Epstein Fury is antisemitic. We've never been at war with Eastasia. We've always been allies with Eurasia. And always will be. Until next week.

It must be exhausting to be MAGA and maintain this level of cognitive dissonance. Or it would be, if they even bothered.
 

And with this announcement we can all come to a complete understanding of how Planet Earth actually works. Get me off this fucking planet.
 
There is no war. There never was a war. But we won it. And we're almost done. With the war that never happened but we've already won.
There's also no unemployment and the stock market is doing terrific!

I swear to Cthulhu, this level of self-gaslighting has to be how a majority of the 17 million East Germans who didn't escape got through their imprisonment. Everything's great here, no worries! At least we're not starving to death (yet)!
 
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So lets see: today we have reports from Europe that the UN has appointed a personal envoy from France to help with the Middle East, while France has quietly assembled a maritime coalition to work through the Hormuz problem. The envoy has called on Israel and the US to end this war immediately. NOT Iran.

The Kegsbreth has come out saying that he is ordering chaplains throughout the military to remove their rank from uniforms because some lower ranked soldiers may feel awkward talking/confessing to senior officers. Which, kinda makes sense until its paired with the follow up of 'so, instead, we're going to make each chaplain wear their faith on their sleeve, literally.' Can't wait to see the design he chooses for the armbands with the star of David on them.

And TACO went on an overnight rant on Democrats, Ukraine, and Iran.

Another day in Trumplandia.
 
Can't wait to see the design he chooses for the armbands with the star of David on them.
No armbands, just numbers
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