Dump Term 2 Part 3: "But I Say Unto You, Hate Thy Enemies." -- Revulsions 5:44

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I suspect RFK Jr. will survive unless something like whooping cough mutates into a galloping superbug.

 

[Handyman]

Cafe Survivor:

Who survives (either by employment or aliveness) in this administration until 1/21/29. If no, the month they are defenestrated.

With my guesses as example.

• Bondi -- NO. 8/28
• Hegseth -- NO. 9/26
• Noem -- NO. 5/26
• RFK Jr -- NO. 2/27
• Patel -- NO. 12/25. Merry Christmas, Kash.
• Vance -- YES
• Dump -- YES

Bondi - 7/26 (sacrificed to try and save the midterms. Epstein blamed on her)
Hegseth - 3/27 (new Congress forces the issue)
Noem - 5/27 (sacrificed to try and change the narrative before the '28 election)
RFK survives
Patel quits 3/26

 

[Handyman]

David Dayen (@ddayen.bsky.social)

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

bsky.app

 

[Kepler]

No Rubio as a choice? He's always gonna be the first gone.

To summarize his Dasein, I had forgotten his existence. I cut Miller last, and almost included Tulsi, and still never even thought of L'il Marco.

Sure, throw him in.

Amended:

• Rubio -- NO. 2/26
• Bondi -- NO. 8/28
• Hegseth -- NO. 9/26
• Noem -- NO. 5/26
• RFK Jr -- NO. 2/27
• Patel -- NO. 12/25. Merry Christmas, Kash.
• Vance -- YES
• Dump -- YES

 

[Kepler]

I suspect RFK Jr. will survive unless something like whooping cough mutates into a galloping superbug.

I am mildly surprised he survived until the 2025 inauguration*. Dump obviously only admitted him into the Circle of Distrust to get him off the ballot as an Indy.

* Jesus, that was this year. This ten months has felt like seventeen years.

 

[Handyman]

I am mildly surprised he survived until the 2025 inauguration*. Dump obviously only admitted him into the Circle of Distrust to get him off the ballot as an Indy.

* Jesus, that was this year. This ten months has felt like seventeen years.

Sounds like Olivia Nuzzi was instrumental in that...

 

[Handyman]

 

[aparch]

A Republican with a spine? Well, I never...

 

[bronconick]

The Indiana state police is opening an investigation because three state senators got swatted because MAGA is off their leash.