Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Zimmerman to the DL with a neck strain. Sanchez starts tomorrow in his place. Dustin Molleken recalled from Toledo.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Here we go again with Cleveland...

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Norris left the game in the 3rd. Another side injury.

We're gonna get our asses whooped by Cleveland again.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Look. There's two strikes. I don't want to hear about a called 3rd unless it's really egregious. If it's close, well, there's a reason you take that piece of wood to the plate. Use it.

 

[Hammer]

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MOYA!!​

2-1 Tribe, top 5.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Miggy is our only All Star. Kinsler got hosed.

 

[MaizeRage]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Tough break for Kinsler. He definitely deserves to be there over Nunez, but Nunez is the closest thing the Twins have to an All Star.

 

[manurespreader]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Now you see why Moya is really still a minor league player.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Well, he's our RF for the duration.

Miggy is going to go take an early shower. He just got run.

It's 7-0. It doesn't matter anymore tonight.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Maybe Dartmouth Brad needs to go lay another jacket on home plate.

 

[Spartanforlife4]

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At this point I hope we go 0-18 against Cleveland just for the sheer absurdity.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

That might happen. Very few of these have even been close.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

10-1 now and Mark Lowe is in the game. This is fitting.

 

[Hammer]

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SANTANA!!​

11-1 Tribe, bottom 8.

First. ****ing. Pitch.

 

[MaizeRage]

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The Tigers have their first full-inning lead on the Indians this season.

 

[bronconick]

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Try not to **** this up, gentlemen.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

WE're already down 5-0. Might as well bring in Mark Lowe and his 11+ ERA. He can't make it too much worse.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

So this is what it's like to get swept in a four game series in Toronto...

 

[Hammer]

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V-MART!!​

3-2, top 8

That was the easy part. The hard part is getting six more outs.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 9: The Carlos Guillen edition

Anthony Goee could very well be done in our organization. He got sent home yesterday by McClendon after a ****ing match in the dugout. Then he no-showed today.