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Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

My promise of punch and pie still holds if this team ever manages to produce a 9-7 record. However, given our estimate of 5-11, 6-10, I'll just buy the booze and drink my way through a downer of a season.
 
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Chris Houston has been cut. Our secondary will get rolled over this season.
 
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Well, they can just draft a corner in the first round, right?

/dies
 
Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Well, they can just draft a corner in the first round, right?

/dies

I'm changing my prediction from 6-10 to 4-12.

And there will be no punch and pie... just sadness and misery, served family style.
 
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The MAC Championship is held at Ford Field, so I think it's safer to bet on Western Michigan winning more games there than the Lions.
 
Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Chris Houston has been cut. Our secondary will get rolled over this season.
Our defenses only hope this year is that Suh wants out of Detroit so bad and to get MF PAID somewhere else is that he's getting sacks while blowing up triple teams all year. All the while staying clean enough that the No Fun League doesn't suspend him for sneezing too hard on Aaron Rodgers or the other walking stiffs that Minnesota and Chicago trot out this year.
 
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Our defenses only hope this year is that Suh wants out of Detroit so bad and to get MF PAID somewhere else is that he's getting sacks while blowing up triple teams all year. All the while staying clean enough that the No Fun League doesn't suspend him for sneezing too hard on Aaron Rodgers or the other walking stiffs that Minnesota and Chicago trot out this year.

Either that, or Suh just embraces the dark side, and takes out Rodgers and Cutler, Theismann style.
 
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He might get one of them, but the NFL won't let him get another one.

Everyone already thinks Suh is a dirty player; he might as well embrace it.

And my twitter feed is showing that the Lions are going to make a run at Brandon Flowers, who was just cut by the Chiefs.
 
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Yeah, us and about 10 other teams. Teams kinda like 28 year old Pro Bowl CB's.
 
Re: Detroit Lions 2014: I Don't Believe in Sundays

Yeah, us and about 10 other teams. Teams kinda like 28 year old Pro Bowl CB's.

I hope we didn't cut Houston and Delmas just to try and get this guy.

Then again, since it's the Lions... of course we did.
 
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oh yeah, that stuff. been taking it since I was 6. actually my parents put me on it. who likes to see a child suffering?

Like I said, I'd like to know where you and him got that stuff so I can have it. If I start taking it regularly, maybe I can have that sort of confidence in this team.
 
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