Covfefe 19: now in 3D

[ticapnews]

Wash your hands before you post in here. Thank you.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up stocks of big american companies right before the close. Astonishing. <a href="https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK">https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK</a></p>— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1238555598737809408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Here we go. Swine flu. They started testing too late. But we’re doing it early.

Eat ****

 

[aparch]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Obviously. Stock market rallied big to end.

 

[ticapnews]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up stocks of big american companies right before the close. Astonishing. <a href="https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK">https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK</a></p>— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1238555598737809408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This is news?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Wow reporter said Obama tested a million people. Dump cut her off and said it was a disaster.

I’ll say it again- this guy needs to rot in hell

 

[J.D.]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up stocks of big american companies right before the close. Astonishing. <a href="https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK">https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK</a></p>— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1238555598737809408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

To each their own but I certainly don't think this guy has ever been fair and balanced. Or pick your term.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Tired of winning yet, Trumpsters?

 

[J.D.]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Somebody give me the condensed version of what the next steps are here

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Asia’s richest man say's he'll donate 500,000 testing kits and 1 million masks to the U.S. in an effort to combat the coronavirus pandemic<a href="https://t.co/1rDdVB8HG1">https://t.co/1rDdVB8HG1</a></p>— POLITICO (@politico) <a href="https://twitter.com/politico/status/1238520921167724545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What a time to be alive

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Somebody give me the condensed version of what the next steps are here

Nothing has changed from this morning. Honestly. No cynicism.

 

[J.D.]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Trump will decline the offer. As we know, the virus did come from China!

 

[aparch]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Asia’s richest man say's he'll donate 500,000 testing kits and 1 million masks to the U.S. in an effort to combat the coronavirus pandemic<a href="https://t.co/1rDdVB8HG1">https://t.co/1rDdVB8HG1</a></p>— POLITICO (@politico) <a href="https://twitter.com/politico/status/1238520921167724545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What a time to be alive

But due to tariffs, 25% of those test kits and masks will be withheld from the public?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Many people are saying the buck should stop somewhere else, and not here. It’s very unfair to stop the buck here, okay” <a href="https://t.co/j0F2R2ib5z">https://t.co/j0F2R2ib5z</a></p>— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1238559144535343105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[aparch]

Somebody give me the condensed version of what the next steps are here

Visit TrumpMD.gov, enter your symptoms, your gross yearly pay, and your political affiliation, and you'll be told if you are eligible for Covid-19 testing.

 

[J.D.]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Many people are saying the buck should stop somewhere else, and not here. It’s very unfair to stop the buck here, okay” <a href="https://t.co/j0F2R2ib5z">https://t.co/j0F2R2ib5z</a></p>— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1238559144535343105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bold strategy. I don't think it's gonna work for him in this next election.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

These guys are all touching their faces too lol

 

[ticapnews]

Visit TrumpMD.gov, enter your symptoms, your gross yearly pay, and your political affiliation, and you'll be told if you are eligible for Covid-19 testing.

This is satire, but not.

It's like the Onion

https://www.theonion.com/health-experts-worry-coronavirus-will-overwhelm-america-1842314132

 

[state of hockey]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Are Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho the only ones remaining? West Virginia?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Re: Covfefe 19: now in 3D

Chinese woman asks about how Chinese officials don’t like the Wuhan virus name lol .