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Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

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27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran. They heard alcohol can kill the virus, but since there is no consumable alcohol available in Iran, they drank the industrial stuff.

I figure by the time this is all over we'll probably see 10,000 people worldwide who die of the virus, and another 50,000 people worldwide who die doing stupid acts as a result of fear of the virus.

That's... wow. I read one article (or maybe it was just a correspondence) wondering about the effectiveness of fumigating the lungs with pure ethanol vapors. I can't remember exactly what it was suggesting, but I literally laughed out loud.
 
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That's... wow. I read one article (or maybe it was just a correspondence) wondering about the effectiveness of fumigating the lungs with pure ethanol vapors. I can't remember exactly what it was suggesting, but I literally laughed out loud.

New way to get drunk?

Time to fabricate that still.
 
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New way to get drunk?

Time to fabricate that still.

lol. Maybe a good way to have Darwin give us an assist. I'm not too keen about generating large volumes of explosive vapors in confined spaces or my lungs.
 
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Remember when South Africa first got the HIF epidemic? People were actually led to believe that if you had sex with an infant, it would rid you of the virus. I'm not kidding. It was a horrible, horrible thing that was going on there. Many believed it and did just that.

Wasn't this a plot point in the Book of Mormon?
 
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Welp French Rage wins the internet this week. Pack it up and try again next week.
 
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OK, so I've been a denier with this virus-gonna-get-us-all thing. Although I did buy cough medicine, thermometer and extra Kleenex. But, JFC, New York is preparing to have prisoners dig graves!! It sounds so medieval. "bring out your dead"
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was literally talking on the phone about coronavirus with a former Secret Service agent who said: "Forget about rope lines. Those are the ultimate threat given hand-to-hand contact is the way this spreads" ... when this <a href="https://twitter.com/robcrilly?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@robcrilly</a> pool photo of Trump in Florida hit my inbox. <a href="https://t.co/VhSFvXldf4">pic.twitter.com/VhSFvXldf4</a></p>— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) <a href="https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1237036146015830020?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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Unlike others, Andy is careful about what he says.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Obama’s former Acting CMS administrator predicting it will be 8 weeks before we have proper nationwide testing in the UNITED STATES. This is unbelievable. <a href="https://t.co/jLGsCd8IBj">https://t.co/jLGsCd8IBj</a></p>— Bianna Golodryga (@biannagolodryga) <a href="https://twitter.com/biannagolodryga/status/1237119613147787266?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">welp. <a href="https://t.co/WTwCUBMZFx">pic.twitter.com/WTwCUBMZFx</a></p>— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) <a href="https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1237114968857817088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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Someone should straight up ask Dimwit Donnie at the next press conference why the CDC's Pandemic response team isn't involved...
 
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Someone should straight up ask Dimwit Donnie at the next press conference why the CDC's Pandemic response team isn't involved...

Good news. The VP's seal has been replaced with POTUS for the presser that was rescheduled to 6 PM ET
 
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Ireland canceled their St. Patrick’s Day parades.

It's up to you, Boston.
 
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One of the school districts near my companies California campus closed because of Covid-19. Parents can use sick time to stay home with them but will still get paid if they run out.
 
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