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Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

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The confetti last night at Wells Fargo was made from the shredded hard copies of the 30,000 emails. :)
 
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leswp1 said:
I don't believe 'thinking' has anything to do with this election. In fact I think it is expressly forbidden :p
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This should be the title for the Election Threads from now until election day. You must spread....
 
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busterman62 said:
This should be the title for the Election Threads from now until election day. You must spread....
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:D It should be a banner all across FB feeds everywhere. Thinking has obviously been abolished. George Orwell wasn't just writing this, he had stumbled upon the master plan years ago and published it to see if he could prevent it from happening. He couldn't!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Heard today that GMOs are making us sick so Big Pharma can sell us more drugs.
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Heard today that the skytillion dollar sugar industry, along with its food-packaging partners in death and disease, is spreading that story.
 
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Hillary Clinton has a body double!

It was her double we saw on Sunday outside Chelsea's apartment!

[/sarcasm]
 
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FreshFish said:
Hillary Clinton has a body double!

It was her double we saw on Sunday outside Chelsea's apartment!

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It's made the list.

Slideshow (boo), so here's the summary:

1. Body double
2. Bill is sterile and isn't Chelsea's father
3. The Dems are looking for a replacement (not really a Clinton conspiracy)
4. The Clintons killed Vince Foster
5. The Clintons killed Ron Brown
6. The Clintons killed everybody
7. The Clintons are serial killers (current body count is 48)
8. The Clintons killed somebody's cat (admittedly this one concerns me)
9. BENGHAZI!!!111!
10. Hanrahan!
11. Or bi. One of those.
12. Bill has other children which makes 2. a bit of a problem
13. Pay for play
14. EMAILGHAZI!!!11!!1!
15. She's dying
16. And/or she's doing Huma
 
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Kepler said:
It's made the list.

Slideshow (boo), so here's the summary:

1. Body double
2. Bill is sterile and isn't Chelsea's father
3. The Dems are looking for a replacement (not really a Clinton conspiracy)
4. The Clintons killed Vince Foster
5. The Clintons killed Ron Brown
6. The Clintons killed everybody
7. The Clintons are serial killers (current body count is 48)
8. The Clintons killed somebody's cat (admittedly this one concerns me)
9. BENGHAZI!!!111!
10. Hanrahan!
11. Or bi. One of those.
12. Bill has other children which makes 2. a bit of a problem
13. Pay for play
14. EMAILGHAZI!!!11!!1!
15. She's dying
16. And/or she's doing Huma
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Maybe the double has the health problems and the DNC has the real HRC stashed is a secret location (420 Lex, Suite 2750). Due to the emergency, she had to be trotted out on Sunday.
 
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Flag is actually a government agent throwing us off the trail of the REAL nefarious actions of our government.

It goes that deep.
 
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I saw an even better conspiracy theory yesterday:

once it appears that either (a) Trump is going to surge ahead in the polls, or (b) Clinton's Parkinson's diagnosis will become public[SUP]1[/SUP], Obama will offer her a full pardon in exchange for her dropping out of the race. If she drops out early enough, then the DNC can name a new candidate (it would not have to be Kaine), probably Biden.








[SUP]1[/SUP]While Parkinson's does not impair a person's ability to think clearly, and in theory should not be disqualifying, especially in this day and age, there likely is still enough of a stigma attached that could swing a small enough yet significant enough number of votes to swing the election.

Several of the symptoms DO fit....
 
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FreshFish said:
I saw an even better conspiracy theory yesterday:

once it appears that either (a) Trump is going to surge ahead in the polls, or (b) Clinton's Parkinson's diagnosis will become public[SUP]1[/SUP], Obama will offer her a full pardon in exchange for her dropping out of the race. If she drops out early enough, then the DNC can name a new candidate (it would not have to be Kaine), probably Biden.
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This is a reboot of an '88 conspiracy: when Reagan and Bush's high crimes connected to Iran-Contra came out, Reagan would pardon Bush, then step down, and Bush on assuming the office would pardon Reagan and also gain the advantage of incumbency heading into the election.
 
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FreshFish said:
While Parkinson's does not impair a person's ability to think clearly, and in theory should not be disqualifying, ...
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I know a couple folks with Parkinson's. The mental acuity is still there; however, the general stress of the Presidency would be devastating to someone with that malady because of the already stressed neurological system.
 
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Kepler said:
This is a reboot of an '88 conspiracy: when Reagan and Bush's high crimes connected to Iran-Contra came out, Reagan would pardon Bush, then step down, and Bush on assuming the office would pardon Reagan and also gain the advantage of incumbency heading into the election.
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You scratchy my itchy; I itchy you scratchy?
 
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