what's this? no one believes anymore?
man is not causing the earth to warm.
I most certainly am... my stove is on... without me that wouldn't happen... therefore the earth is warmer.man is not causing the earth to warm.
alright, let's see the firestorm resume.
I leave my lights on.
Nice carbon footprint, Earth killer.
(sigh) I wish my carbon footprint were bigger. That would mean I had more money so I could donate more to Greenpeace.
We only use napkins and toilet paper made from brazilian rain forest pulp..and we burn all the napkins in the big tire fire we have out back...the one where we pour all the oil from the Hummer limo we use to drive to the end of the neighborhood to keep the kids warm while they wait for the school bus that drives them for 45 minutes to cover the 5 miles between here and school...but we recycle cans.
I'm not even kidding - my first grader came home from school and reprimanded me: "dad, you can't leave the bathroom light on. It's killing the polar bears!"
Now, I'm a fan of conservation. But that little lesson plan took weeks of undoing.
I'm not even kidding - my first grader came home from school and reprimanded me: "dad, you can't leave the bathroom light on. It's killing the polar bears!"
Now, I'm a fan of conservation. But that little lesson plan took weeks of undoing.
So you taught your kid that you should just leave your lights on?