Bottom Feeders 2019-20: Timely Results Are For That "Other" Tournament.

[drshoen]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2019-20: Timely Results Are For That "Other" Tournament.

New MARS for February:

1. UAH
2. SLU(t)
3. Vermont
4. UAA
5. The Boring Miami
6. Princeton
7. Brown
8. Wisconsin
9. Ferris State
10. Colorado College
11. Merrimack
12. Union
13. Colgate
14. Niagara
15. Holy Cross
16. Canisius

No bubble, but GFM should be pleased.

Mercyhurst is dead last in Pairwise and KRACH, and can't even crack the MARS?

 

[MissThundercat]

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Mercyhurst is dead last in Pairwise and KRACH, and can't even crack the MARS?

I think you owe me a large hazelnut coffee from Biggby in the morning.

 

[drshoen]

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I think you owe me a large hazelnut coffee from Biggby in the morning.

If I knew what Biggby was I'd try, but I'm afraid I've never heard of it.

 

[MissThundercat]

If I knew what Biggby was I'd try, but I'm afraid I've never heard of it.

Coffee chain based in Michigan. But I would like some hazelnut coffee.

 

[MissThundercat]

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If the Road to the Futile Four started today:

Northeast:

1 UAH
4 Canisius

2 Wisconsin
3 Ferris State

Midwest

1 SLU
4 Holy Cross

2 Brown
3 Colorado College

West

1 Vermont
4 Niagara

2 Princeton
3 Merrimack

South

1 UAA
4 Toothpaste

2 The Not Fun Miami
3 Union

Any ideas on how to make travel even more painful?

 

[Snively65]

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Just to review:

East: Mt Washington, NH; hosted and refereed by Marty the Cat

Midwest: Isle Royale, MN: refereed by Frank Anzalone

South: Mobile, AL

West: Edmond, OK

Futile Four: Baltimore City, MD

 

[John J. MacInnes]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2019-20: Timely Results Are For That "Other" Tournament.

Just to review:

East: Mt Washington, NH; hosted and refereed by Marty the Cat

Midwest: Isle Royale, MN: refereed by Frank Anzalone

South: Mobile, AL

West: Edmond, OK

Futile Four: Baltimore City, MD

Are we keeping Alaska Governor Mike Dunleavy in Edmond, or is there another villain who has usurped him?

The Edmond regional would also like to announce that all transport for teams to the site will be coordinated by BNSF Railway, the top freight hauler on rail in the US. Cattle cars have been appropriated for each of the four teams, with all of them ceasing their cleaning schedule starting now until the conclusion of play.

 

[MissThundercat]

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Are we keeping Alaska Governor Mike Dunleavy in Edmond, or is there another villain who has usurped him?

The Edmond regional would also like to announce that all transport for teams to the site will be coordinated by BNSF Railway, the top freight hauler on rail in the US. Cattle cars have been appropriated for each of the four teams, with all of them ceasing their cleaning schedule starting now until the conclusion of play.

So far, I'm keeping Dunleavy in Oklahoma, Portera in Alabama, Marty on Mt. Washington, and Anzalone on Isle Royale.

I called Jet Ski Guy in Minnesota to get transport to Isle Royale all set up; we're all good there. And for food on Isle Royale, we are not transporting. Players will be given bows and arrows, spears, and maybe a gun to hunt for sustenance. Don't worry, the Michigan DNR is all good with it. huskyfan and Frank will have to bring their own booze, though.

 

[gfmorris]

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So far, I'm keeping Dunleavy in Oklahoma, Portera in Alabama, Marty on Mt. Washington, and Anzalone on Isle Royale.

I called Jet Ski Guy in Minnesota to get transport to Isle Royale all set up; we're all good there. And for food on Isle Royale, we are not transporting. Players will be given bows and arrows, spears, and maybe a gun to hunt for sustenance. Don't worry, the Michigan DNR is all good with it. huskyfan and Frank will have to bring their own booze, though.

I'm sorry ... I read this post and blacked out in rage, apparently ... is that why a crude stick figure of Mack Portera is in lipstick on my bathroom mirror with all sorts of homicidal implements pointed at him?

GFM

 

[huskyfan]

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We're good with Jet Ski Guy. He might bring a few friends to help tow the players in Zodiacs. Do we have to bring Frank? It's a mistake and we all know it. Who needs a ref?

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2019-20: Timely Results Are For That "Other" Tournament.

Just to review:

East: Mt Washington, NH; hosted and refereed by Marty the Cat

Midwest: Isle Royale, MI: refereed by Frank Anzalone

South: Mobile, AL: hosted by Buttmunch Portera and sponsored by Baltika Brewery (Спасибо товарищ!)

West: Edmond, OK

Futile Four: Baltimore City, MD

Updated. Also, Isle Royale is considered part of Michigan despite being a federal NP.

 

[MissThundercat]

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We're good with Jet Ski Guy. He might bring a few friends to help tow the players in Zodiacs. Do we have to bring Frank? It's a mistake and we all know it. Who needs a ref?

Yes you do. And huskyfan, whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee. And if you are whining, you can get me some coffee.

 

[huskyfan]

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Yes you do. And huskyfan, whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee. And if you are whining, you can get me some coffee.

Yes, Ma'am.

 

[MissThundercat]

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Yes, Ma'am.

I'm sure you know how to operate a bow and arrow. Have fun hunting with Frank.

 

[John J. MacInnes]

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I'm sure you know how to operate a bow and arrow. Have fun hunting with Frank.

Frank won't hunt. He'll expect the prey to just come genuflect in front of him and offer itself as food.

 

[MissThundercat]

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Frank won't hunt. He'll expect the prey to just come genuflect in front of him and offer itself as food.

All while saying he drinks the best beer?

 

[John J. MacInnes]

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All while saying he drinks the best beer?

Yes. For example -

If you're drinking Upper Hand and Frank is drinking Bud Light, he'll say Bud Light is the best.
If you're drinking Bud Light and Frank is drinking Upper Hand, he'll say Upper Hand is the best.

 

[MissThundercat]

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18-0 Mankato aggregate over UAH this weekend.

Yeah. UAH is the clear #1 seed in the field, and is either going to Mt. Washington or Isle Royale. Are we putting GFM with Frank or a cat? I'm thinking we should also add GFM to staff. We don't pay in salary mind you... you'll get a cup of coffee every now and then.

 

[RPI fan 4 life]

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18-0 Mankato aggregate over UAH this weekend.

Yeah. UAH is the clear #1 seed in the field, and is either going to Mt. Washington or Isle Royale. Are we putting GFM with Frank or a cat? I'm thinking we should also add GFM to staff. We don't pay in salary mind you... you'll get a cup of coffee every now and then.

It’s a good thing that there isn’t a Women’s Bottom Feeders, because there would be no doubt who the #1 seed would be. RPI just completed a 0-33-1 season with a 9-0 loss to Colgate. They averaged less than a goal per game and their leading goal scorer had 4.

 

[MissThundercat]

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It’s a good thing that there isn’t a Women’s Bottom Feeders, because there would be no doubt who the #1 seed would be. RPI just completed a 0-33-1 season with a 9-0 loss to Colgate. They averaged less than a goal per game and their leading goal scorer had 4.

I thought about it, and your Commissioner is pressed for time right now. She's pursuing her MSW, working as a Behavioral Technician, and drink all the coffee.