Guess eTrade cut them from the commercial.
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Bottom Feeders 2017-18
- Thread starter MissThundercat
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Guess eTrade cut them from the commercial.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
Special note: if the monthly rankings were simply a matter of distaste, I can think of a particular school about 100 miles up US 41 from Marquette that would be number one in perpetuity.
Special note: if the monthly rankings were simply a matter of distaste, I can think of a particular school about 100 miles up US 41 from Marquette that would be number one in perpetuity.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
I should have a result up tomorrow.
I should have a result up tomorrow.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Are they coming via Price Waterhouse Coopers?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
I'm embarrassed to admit I got caught up with the Frozens Faceoffs Fours. But happy that I didn't miss the final of the Futile Four.
I was a little disappointed that Ouray didn't have a major avalanche during the regional nor that the Chinese satellite didn't make landfall at a regional location, but perfection would not be in keeping with this prestigious event.
I'm on pins and needles awaiting the final results (so please don't take too long)
I'm embarrassed to admit I got caught up with the Frozens Faceoffs Fours. But happy that I didn't miss the final of the Futile Four.
I was a little disappointed that Ouray didn't have a major avalanche during the regional nor that the Chinese satellite didn't make landfall at a regional location, but perfection would not be in keeping with this prestigious event.
I'm on pins and needles awaiting the final results (so please don't take too long)
FadeToBlack&Gold
8647
The committee couldn't afford them, and had to go with another infamous pigeon staffing firm - Toilette & D0uche.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
In the first game from Lafayette, Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray teamed up to make Chicago Dog Salad with Kwanzaa Cake as the pre-game meal. Plenty of upset stomachs... and that came from LOOKING at the food. Trips to the restroom came after eating it.
Niagara vs. RPI. Atlantic Hockey vs. ECAC. At face off, Niagara won the opening face off, and passed it right to an RPI player. The RPI player didn't know what to do, so he passed it right back to Niagara. This went on for a few minutes, until RPI finally got tired of playing catch and scored via five hole. Niagara would tie the game after forcing RPI to score on its own goal. Midway through the second, a Niagara player punched the RPI coach in the face. RPI, never been in this situation, did not retaliate. Later in the second, the Niagara coach called for a line change and fell over the boards. Refs didn't care. We pulled these refs from a dive bar. Bought each ref a Natty Light and asked them nicely to officiate. Imagine what locals will do for cheap beer. Back to action. With the Niagara coach on the floor, RPI's coach decided to come and put him in a submission hold. Someone must have told him how to retaliate. While this was happening, Niagara lobbed a puck down the ice and it went in. Someone snuck the RPI goalie some Pepto Bismol to help with that pre-game meal. RPI would tie the game at 3 minutes into the third with the hidden puck trick.
With time winding down in the third and the score tied, the lights went out. Refs didn't care, and so a Niagara player simply picked up the puck, skated down the ice, and threw it in. Final: Niagara 3, RPI 2, so RPI advances to the final game.
Other final should be up tomorrow.
In the first game from Lafayette, Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray teamed up to make Chicago Dog Salad with Kwanzaa Cake as the pre-game meal. Plenty of upset stomachs... and that came from LOOKING at the food. Trips to the restroom came after eating it.
Niagara vs. RPI. Atlantic Hockey vs. ECAC. At face off, Niagara won the opening face off, and passed it right to an RPI player. The RPI player didn't know what to do, so he passed it right back to Niagara. This went on for a few minutes, until RPI finally got tired of playing catch and scored via five hole. Niagara would tie the game after forcing RPI to score on its own goal. Midway through the second, a Niagara player punched the RPI coach in the face. RPI, never been in this situation, did not retaliate. Later in the second, the Niagara coach called for a line change and fell over the boards. Refs didn't care. We pulled these refs from a dive bar. Bought each ref a Natty Light and asked them nicely to officiate. Imagine what locals will do for cheap beer. Back to action. With the Niagara coach on the floor, RPI's coach decided to come and put him in a submission hold. Someone must have told him how to retaliate. While this was happening, Niagara lobbed a puck down the ice and it went in. Someone snuck the RPI goalie some Pepto Bismol to help with that pre-game meal. RPI would tie the game at 3 minutes into the third with the hidden puck trick.
With time winding down in the third and the score tied, the lights went out. Refs didn't care, and so a Niagara player simply picked up the puck, skated down the ice, and threw it in. Final: Niagara 3, RPI 2, so RPI advances to the final game.
Other final should be up tomorrow.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
We're the only undefeated team in the championship game to do it more than once in that other tournament.
We're the only undefeated team in the championship game to do it more than once in that other tournament.
We're the only undefeated team in the championship game to do it more than once in that other tournament.
Going for a trifecta! (with an asterisk).
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
No. Not yet.
Other half of the Futile Four should be up tonight.
No. Not yet.
Other half of the Futile Four should be up tonight.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
By the way, this year, I'm going for "streams of consciousness" writing with with my results.
By the way, this year, I'm going for "streams of consciousness" writing with with my results.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
Sparty and Western Michigan are waiting to punch their ticket to the Championship game. First they had to use the restroom after Chicago Dog Salad and Kwanzaa Cake as a pregame meal. This place is going to have some plumbing issues later.
To start the game, a Western coach started arguing with a Michigan State assistant. While this was happening, Sparty scored on a "breakaway" of sorts. I say of sorts because Western just stood there clutching their stomachs after not properly digesting their meal. The score stood at 1-0 for a while, until Western tied the game later on a puck that bounced off the glass, off the MSU goalie's back, and in. The glass is lively tonight. The crowd is not. This is the first time we've had ZERO reported attendance at the Futile Four. The commish wants some wine. The commish has to be to work at 5:45 AM tomorrow morning. Where was I going? Anyway, there was a fight later. Someone took a jab at Danton Cole's mom and he punched a Western player in the shoulder. Sparty would take the lead a few minutes later on a bad bounce. With time winding down in the second, Western tried to tie on a knuckle puck, but this isn't Disney and that player should be ashamed for trying. To start the third, Western did tie it up after blatantly kicking the puck in. We also paid these refs with Natty Light. Refs come cheap here. With 10 minutes to play, a breakaway was halted with a hack to the knees. Sparty got mad and instituted a brawl again. On it went for 5 minutes, but Sparty got control of the puck and took a few shots at the open net while Western's goalie was in the melee. With 1 minute to play, Western tried to tie, but the indigestion from the pregame meal was too much to overcome. Time runs out, and Sparty wins, 3-2. Western Michigan advances to the Futile Championship against RPI.
Sparty and Western Michigan are waiting to punch their ticket to the Championship game. First they had to use the restroom after Chicago Dog Salad and Kwanzaa Cake as a pregame meal. This place is going to have some plumbing issues later.
To start the game, a Western coach started arguing with a Michigan State assistant. While this was happening, Sparty scored on a "breakaway" of sorts. I say of sorts because Western just stood there clutching their stomachs after not properly digesting their meal. The score stood at 1-0 for a while, until Western tied the game later on a puck that bounced off the glass, off the MSU goalie's back, and in. The glass is lively tonight. The crowd is not. This is the first time we've had ZERO reported attendance at the Futile Four. The commish wants some wine. The commish has to be to work at 5:45 AM tomorrow morning. Where was I going? Anyway, there was a fight later. Someone took a jab at Danton Cole's mom and he punched a Western player in the shoulder. Sparty would take the lead a few minutes later on a bad bounce. With time winding down in the second, Western tried to tie on a knuckle puck, but this isn't Disney and that player should be ashamed for trying. To start the third, Western did tie it up after blatantly kicking the puck in. We also paid these refs with Natty Light. Refs come cheap here. With 10 minutes to play, a breakaway was halted with a hack to the knees. Sparty got mad and instituted a brawl again. On it went for 5 minutes, but Sparty got control of the puck and took a few shots at the open net while Western's goalie was in the melee. With 1 minute to play, Western tried to tie, but the indigestion from the pregame meal was too much to overcome. Time runs out, and Sparty wins, 3-2. Western Michigan advances to the Futile Championship against RPI.
FadeToBlack&Gold
8647
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
Chicago Dog Salad is, of course, just run-of-the-mill Food Network garbage.
For those just joining us, Kwanzaa Cake really does have to be witnessed to be believed.
Chicago Dog Salad is, of course, just run-of-the-mill Food Network garbage.
For those just joining us, Kwanzaa Cake really does have to be witnessed to be believed.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
I was looking for Rachael Ray's worst recipes and that stuck in my head.
I was looking for Rachael Ray's worst recipes and that stuck in my head.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18
The Championship. RPI vs. Western Michigan. In the pre-game, the players had to endure another Rachael Ray and Sandra Lee concoction. Taco lasagna from Rachael and baked potato ice cream from Sandra Lee. Once again, the plumbing suffers.
At face off, the RPI coach, fresh off putting someone in a submission the other night, storms onto the ice and starts saying he needs Pepto Bismol. No. Not gonna get it. We spent all the money on Rach and Sandra. With the coach clutching his stomach, RPI passes the puck to Western, who immediately score from 150 feet out. RPI goalie must have gotten tanked last night. Not to be outdone, the Western goalie produces a fifth of Fireball and starts swigging it, allowing RPI to score later. Tied at 1, Western not wanting to go home with the trophy, scores after the RPI defender trips over his own skate lace. RPI would surrender another goal later, this time scoring on their own net. But Western was not without foibles in this. Western scored on their own goal too, after a good bounce. Just remember, if it messes your team up in this tournament, it's a good thing. Good lord, these teams suck. No wonder the commish spent more money on bad food than quality locations. Back to action. Down by one with a few minutes left in the second, Western trips up RPI on a breakaway. Nothing called. Western steals the puck and attempts a breakaway of their own, only to be broken up by another Western player. Commish is tired. These two teams owe her some Dragon's Milk after making her read about this garbage. In the third period, still down by one, and wanting to distance themselves from RPI, Western notices the RPI goalie rooting around for more Busch Light (did you think we were going to let them go to a craft brewery?), and gives the Broncos a 4-2 lead. The commish will have a Way-Too-Early BFB for 18-19 up after these results. The commish has enough money to take her assistants out for coffee-flavored coffee. RPI cuts it to within one at about 2 minutes left in the third, but Western answers RPI's desperation by pulling their own goalie. Goalie marches up the ice as a skater and scores. Ices the game.
Your winner and taking home the Rock Bottom cup: RPI.
The Championship. RPI vs. Western Michigan. In the pre-game, the players had to endure another Rachael Ray and Sandra Lee concoction. Taco lasagna from Rachael and baked potato ice cream from Sandra Lee. Once again, the plumbing suffers.
At face off, the RPI coach, fresh off putting someone in a submission the other night, storms onto the ice and starts saying he needs Pepto Bismol. No. Not gonna get it. We spent all the money on Rach and Sandra. With the coach clutching his stomach, RPI passes the puck to Western, who immediately score from 150 feet out. RPI goalie must have gotten tanked last night. Not to be outdone, the Western goalie produces a fifth of Fireball and starts swigging it, allowing RPI to score later. Tied at 1, Western not wanting to go home with the trophy, scores after the RPI defender trips over his own skate lace. RPI would surrender another goal later, this time scoring on their own net. But Western was not without foibles in this. Western scored on their own goal too, after a good bounce. Just remember, if it messes your team up in this tournament, it's a good thing. Good lord, these teams suck. No wonder the commish spent more money on bad food than quality locations. Back to action. Down by one with a few minutes left in the second, Western trips up RPI on a breakaway. Nothing called. Western steals the puck and attempts a breakaway of their own, only to be broken up by another Western player. Commish is tired. These two teams owe her some Dragon's Milk after making her read about this garbage. In the third period, still down by one, and wanting to distance themselves from RPI, Western notices the RPI goalie rooting around for more Busch Light (did you think we were going to let them go to a craft brewery?), and gives the Broncos a 4-2 lead. The commish will have a Way-Too-Early BFB for 18-19 up after these results. The commish has enough money to take her assistants out for coffee-flavored coffee. RPI cuts it to within one at about 2 minutes left in the third, but Western answers RPI's desperation by pulling their own goalie. Goalie marches up the ice as a skater and scores. Ices the game.
Your winner and taking home the Rock Bottom cup: RPI.