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Another Mass Shooting: It's Those Darn Video Games!

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“I think CRT has been going on under the radar for quite some time as well,” Johnson said. “Wokeness has been, liberal indoctrination has been. This is a much larger issue than what a simple new gun law’s going to, it’s not going to solve it, it’s not going to solve it.”
- Ron Johnson

He and Herschel are going to bond like you wouldn't believe.
 
It's becoming obvious that the cops in Uvalde joined the force so they could beat up and murder minorities without any consequences. They sure as hell didn't sign up to save lives. They're bigoted cosplayers.
 
GOP: There's no way to stop this.
Everyone else: Idea A.
GOP: No.
Idea B
GOP: No.
Idea C
GOP: Non starter.
Idea D
GOP: Nah, can't.
Idea E
GOP: Nope.
​​​Idea F
GOP: Nope. When will you come to your senses and actually propose just ONE idea?
Everyone else: *glares*
 
GOP: There's no way to stop this.
Everyone else: Idea A.
GOP: No.
Idea B
GOP: No.
Idea C
GOP: Non starter.
Idea D
GOP: Nah, can't.
Idea E
GOP: Nope.
​​​Idea F
GOP: Nope. When will you come to your senses and actually propose just ONE idea?
Everyone else: *glares*

Problem: shark attacks
Possible solutions:
More observers to warn when sharks are present
Netting around the swimming area to prevent predators from getting in
Stop swimming in areas with shark populations

GOP solution: every swimmer must have their own shark!
 
The active shooter drills in schools have been going on long enough now that the shooters practiced the drills too, so they will know what the kids are taught to do.
 
Ulveda police call for help from other forces around Texas to…protect them.

fucking scum cowards. I hope all these parents sue the absolute shit out of them until they all jump off a cliff
 
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