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Alpine Valley 2009

Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
Brent, next time say how you really feel...
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I even think Oasis is better than Dave Matthews, and I'd rather jab a packet of crushed peppers under my eyelid, then take said eyelid and stretch it over my face, then sneeze really hard than listen to Oasis.

Are we clear? :D
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

Brenthoven said:
I even think Oasis is better than Dave Matthews, and I'd rather jab a packet of crushed peppers under my eyelid, then take said eyelid and stretch it over my face, then sneeze really hard than listen to Oasis.

Are we clear? :D
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Indeed we are sir. I find it funny how you make up the strangest things you'd rather do than listen to them. I hate Oasis too. Its okay.
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

Brenthoven said:
And we're talking Cosby, Carlin, Pryor, Kinison, Hedberg, Titus, Black, and Bruce all rolled into one, to be able to overcome the hideousness of Dave Matthews.
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I'd ask what YOU have against Dave Matthews but I know I wouldn't get a rational response :p :p
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
I'd ask what YOU have against Dave Matthews but I know I wouldn't get a rational response :p :p
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No real musical talent. He mumbles his words, and his band plays random notes that suck. Then they try and "jam" like the Dead (in their dreams) and Phish (reachable, but Phish suck arse). And the masses love them because they are "different" which is the most obscene statement, since (to use your lingo) DMB is the blandest band I've heard in the last decade or more.

They are trying to capture every different genre fan ever, and it's horrid. Add to the fact that legions of dumbarses follow them, supposedly substantiating their "talent" and it makes them branch out to experiment, which is even worse and there you have it. Terrible band. Terrible music. Gimme Aqua over these *ers.
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

Brenthoven said:
No real musical talent. He mumbles his words, and his band plays random notes that suck. Then they try and "jam" like the Dead (in their dreams) and Phish (reachable, but Phish suck arse). And the masses love them because they are "different" which is the most obscene statement, since (to use your lingo) DMB is the blandest band I've heard in the last decade or more.

They are trying to capture every different genre fan ever, and it's horrid. Add to the fact that legions of dumbarses follow them, supposedly substantiating their "talent" and it makes them branch out to experiment, which is even worse and there you have it. Terrible band. Terrible music. Gimme Aqua over these *ers.
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Interesting... Well we all have our own opinions. I'm not going to try to change yours, and you won't ever change mine :p

Is it hockey season yet?
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
Interesting... Well we all have our own opinions. I'm not going to try to change yours, and you won't ever change mine :p

Is it hockey season yet?
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Why? you wanna follow a team that sucks worse than Dave? Go ahead.
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
Can Dave Matthews be translated to Russian?;)
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Dump a bunch of vodka into Boris Yeltsin's dead body, then flap his gums a bit and run a 9V current through what remains of his decaying vocal chords.

That'll be about as close to a translation as you're going to get... and it'll probably be more comprehensible than Dave's **** in the throat style.
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

Bakunin said:
Dump a bunch of vodka into Boris Yeltsin's dead body, then flap his gums a bit and run a 9V current through what remains of his decaying vocal chords.
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You and Brent come up with the strangest analogies I've ever heard of in my life. Do you two hold hands while you try to figure out ways to bash certain things? :D
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
Let's talk about your musical tastes. Speak.
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Except for classical (and even then, there's a few pieces) and country (anything post 1960 or so, random guess) I like everything. AC/DC to ZZ Top. Polka to industrial to lounge to thrash to rap to metal to pop to disco to R&B to soul to techno.
 
Re: Alpine Valley 2009

andrewj063 said:
You and Brent come up with the strangest analogies I've ever heard of in my life. Do you two hold hands while you try to figure out ways to bash certain things? :D
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Unlike you and your fellow DMB lovers who swallow what is given to you, we think for ourselves and are creative on our own.
 
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