Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

[The Sicatoka]

Welcome to "Advanced Shark Jumping".

This is where celebrities end up when they are even less consequential than before and have to revert to the bizarre and outrageous to get any attention.

Thank you for your attention and contributions.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

I thought about putting Shia LeBeouf's career into the "He's dead, Jim" thread, but that wouldn't be fair to that thread.

Shia, meet shark. Shark, meet Shia.

Shia LeBeouf claims was raped during #IAMSORRY performance art exhibit.


Yes, Shia, you really are sorry.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

Shark jumps boxing ring.

http://rt.com/news/209223-mickey-rourke-boxing-moscow/

 

[Kepler]

Re: Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

This should be the logo for this thread.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

Logo team already filed for rights using this one.

 

[Kepler]

Re: Advanced Shark Jumping: When Hollywood folks know it's over

Logo team already filed for rights using this one.

Party foul. The pants were blue.