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Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

Somebody said he read an opinion that child support payments could now start at conception. I read something even more fun: the instant an undocumented immigrant gets pregnant the fetus is an American citizen. Bet that'll make the "Pro Lifers" think twice. "My God... we didn't mean the browns!"
 
Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

Somebody said he read an opinion that child support payments could now start at conception. I read something even more fun: if an undocumented immigrant gets pregnant in the US her fetus is an American citizen. Bet that'll make the "Pro Lifers" think twice. "My God... we didn't mean the browns!"

Yes, that was in the same article that I read. It's beautiful.
 
Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

Better yet I want life insurance payout on my miscarriages

That's another good one. I think that's valid. Not sure how much the life insurance would cost but I'm sure the insurance industry would find a way to make money on it while at the same time people in that unfortunately circumstance could get paid.
 
That's another good one. I think that's valid. Not sure how much the life insurance would cost but I'm sure the insurance industry would find a way to make money on it while at the same time people in that unfortunately circumstance could get paid.

Miscarriage could be potential abortion. One can’t be the beneficiary if you also murder the “deceased”.

No benefit would ever be paid :)
Just premiums collected - and pocketed :p
 
Miscarriage could be potential abortion. One can’t be the beneficiary if you also murder the “deceased”.

No benefit would ever be paid :)
Just premiums collected - and pocketed :p

Too bad. You can’t declare it life and then deny it all the other stuff that live people can get.
 
Too bad. You can’t declare it life and then deny it all the other stuff that live people can get.

Mookie can’t take out a policy on say, Scooby. Then murder him and collect.

Ergo, a mom can’t take out a policy on her “child”, abort it (miscarriage). Then collect.
 
Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

Mookie can’t take out a policy on say, Scooby. Then murder him and collect.

Ergo, a mom can’t take out a policy on her “child”, abort it (miscarriage). Then collect.

It doesn't get any more Testosterone than this post right here.
 
Re: Abortion: Why Not Thoughts and Prayers?

He needs better phrasing, but he has a point. Pregnant woman takes out policy on child, takes a few punches to the stomach (or any other method that really can't be proven to be done on purpose), creates a miscarriage, collects insurance policy.

Note: I think these new abortion laws are %*)(&# ^*(&@ horrible.
 
He needs better phrasing, but he has a point. Pregnant woman takes out policy on child, takes a few punches to the stomach (or any other method that really can't be proven to be done on purpose), creates a miscarriage, collects insurance policy.

Note: I think these new abortion laws are %*)(&# ^*(&@ horrible.
I get what you’re saying. I’m also just pointing out how dumb the law is, but you get that
 
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