Ok, I'll play. Here is an entry for Union College:
union college
"we are rich. we are preppy. we are better than you. we pop our collars. we wear uggs, loafers, and pointy shoes. burberry scarves and designer bags are a must. if you don't have a north face fleece and a nalgene, go home. butt pants are so hot. we have a lot of money and we spend it on alcohol and coke (and we don't mean the soda). weekends are for gettin drunk, going to frats and bars, hookin up with random hotties and sleeping it off. brunch at west is what we live for, but we certainly don't go until 12. we are white and we hate 'doids. we live for our cell phones and for aim. don't talk to us if you are not one of us."
we are soooo better than you.
And then this one:
"Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!"
See, I can pick and choose what I want to copy and paste, too!