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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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zamboni crash-test dummy said:
on now: Bart steals Lisa's newscast, Homer gets a helper monkey

Homer: I'd like a helper monkey, please!
Clerk: Eh, may I inquire as to how you are...differently abled?
Homer: Oh, I'm not handicapped! I'm just lazy!
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Speak-n-Spell: Pray for Mojo.
 
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In honor of the episode where Homer and Ned go to LV:

"someone dishonoring their wedding vows?! Not in Las Vegas!"
 
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I had a jelly doughnut this morning, which prompted:

This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
 
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Whenever I say "oh well," I always think to myself "at least I don't have two butts" or "I'll rob it next time." Name those episodes! :)
 
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Dude Love said:
"I'll rob it next time."
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I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-e-Mart! (Cartridge Family)

Dude Love said:
"at least I don't have two butts"
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Guessing this is the THoH where Bart shoves the dog and cat into the matter transporter that Homer bought at Frink's rummage sale.
"Ummmmmmm... two bucks... it only transports matter... ummm... well, ah... I'll give you thirty-five cents." :D
 
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Homer: When it’s time for college, I promise, my darling daughter, to send you to the finest college there is ...... in South Carolina.
Lisa: I will not be a Gamecock!!!
Homer: You will, too!
 
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The only thing we quarrel is your total lack of morals
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
They seem to entertain your dad
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
The only thing we quarrel is your total lack of morals
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
They seem to entertain your dad
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Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle. It's about a certain house in our town.
Moe: Yeah, well what's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing?
Marge: No. It's a house of ill fame. A house of loose ethics.
Kent Brockman: Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?
Marge: The house is perfectly fine!
Chief Wiggum: Well, then quite bad-mouthing the house!
Otto: Yeah, leave the house alone!
 
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Sideshow Bob: Your children are no more… (pause) … than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers.
Homer: Lisa too?
Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa. But, especially Bart.
 
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