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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Some of Bart's opening chalkboard gags:
  • I will only provide a urine sample when asked
  • "Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
  • Class clown is not a paid position
  • No one wants to hear about my sciatica
  • Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
  • I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
  • Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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Always made me smile. :)
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

well excuuuuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
 
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This Wisconsin strike makes me think,

"Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?"
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

thebrain said:
This Wisconsin strike makes me think,

"Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?"
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I was thinking of the teacher's strike episode:

Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!

Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in
management so that they can be happier and more productive.

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go
in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American
way.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

zamboni crash-test dummy said:
I was thinking of the teacher's strike episode:

Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!

Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in
management so that they can be happier and more productive.

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go
in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American
way.
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Lisa, "Dad, if you're the police, who will police the police?"
Homer, "I dunno, Coast Guard?"
 
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I wonder if they've settled that bag boys strike yet?
 
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Kent Brockman: Thanks, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers.
(the staff in the studio laugh)
Kent: What?
 
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Burns to Homer, "You sold weapons grade plutonium to the Iraqis......WITH NO MARK-UP!"
 
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Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: And you remember...Matthew... 21:17.
Lovejoy: "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.

I just posted that on the wall of a friend of mine who REALLY likes Jesus. Let's see how that goes. :)
 
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