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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Lisa: I’m sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
Hugh: No, no, honey. I had a fine time.
Lisa: How did you get that gash on your forehead?
Hugh: Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster, after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
Lisa: I’m sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
Hugh: No, no, honey. I had a fine time.
Lisa: How did you get that gash on your forehead?
Hugh: Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster, after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Dr. Phil: Homer, don't try to sell me an outhouse and tell me it's the Taj Mahol. It's time to open up a can of honesty. You're thinking of eating me right now, aren't you? Aren't you?
Homer: That's ridiculous, talking fudge.
Dr. Phil: Homer, don't try to sell me an outhouse and tell me it's the Taj Mahol. It's time to open up a can of honesty. You're thinking of eating me right now, aren't you? Aren't you?
Homer: That's ridiculous, talking fudge.
Zudnic
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I came across this blog post about the portrayal of Apu and his Indian-ness.
http://dailyrhino.blogspot.com/2005/09/world-of-apu.html
It includes some priceless Apu quotes.
Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America. I am an Indian-American.
Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants. Except, of course Native Americans.
Homer: Yeah, Native Americans like us.
Lisa: No, I mean American Indians.
Apu: Like me.
Homer: Are you sure you don't want to come? In a civil war re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first.
I came across this blog post about the portrayal of Apu and his Indian-ness.
http://dailyrhino.blogspot.com/2005/09/world-of-apu.html
It includes some priceless Apu quotes.
Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America. I am an Indian-American.
Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants. Except, of course Native Americans.
Homer: Yeah, Native Americans like us.
Lisa: No, I mean American Indians.
Apu: Like me.
Homer: Are you sure you don't want to come? In a civil war re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first.
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...
Bart+Lisa: Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...
Bart+Lisa: Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
SteveF
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer - You mean I get 5% off everything in the store just because I look lik...just because I AM Krusty the Klown?
Apu - How could I charge full price to the man whose filthy magazine addiction kept me in business that first shaky year? Oh, by the way, here is the latest edition of Gigantic A$ses.
Homer - You mean I get 5% off everything in the store just because I look lik...just because I AM Krusty the Klown?
Apu - How could I charge full price to the man whose filthy magazine addiction kept me in business that first shaky year? Oh, by the way, here is the latest edition of Gigantic A$ses.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Rich Texan: Look at all them stars. How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
Rich Texan: Look at all them stars. How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Bart: I... passed?
Ms. K: Just barely!
Bart: Gasp! I passed! I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy]
All right! [kisses Ms. Krabappel and dances out of the classroom]
I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed! I got a D-! I passed!
[showing off his exam to anyone and everyone]
I got a D-! I passed! I got a D-! I passed!
I passed! I... ... ... kissed the teacher! Yuck! Ptuu! Ick!
Bart: I... passed?
Ms. K: Just barely!
Bart: Gasp! I passed! I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy]
All right! [kisses Ms. Krabappel and dances out of the classroom]
I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed! I got a D-! I passed!
[showing off his exam to anyone and everyone]
I got a D-! I passed! I got a D-! I passed!
I passed! I... ... ... kissed the teacher! Yuck! Ptuu! Ick!
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Lovejoy: [gasps] St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia!
St. Eleutherius:That's my name, don't wear it out.
Lovejoy: [gasps] St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia!
St. Eleutherius:That's my name, don't wear it out.
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to
put you in a home!
Grampa: YOU ALREADY PUT ME IN A HOME!!!
Homer: Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
Grampa: [meekly] I'll be good.
Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to
put you in a home!
Grampa: YOU ALREADY PUT ME IN A HOME!!!
Homer: Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
Grampa: [meekly] I'll be good.
johnnypohlfan
New member
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Not sure if this one is buried here or not, but I just heard it again and it made me chuckle. Its Homer at the Post Office trying to get back the nasty letter he sent to Mr. Burns:
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal worker: OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: (long pause) I don't know.
Not sure if this one is buried here or not, but I just heard it again and it made me chuckle. Its Homer at the Post Office trying to get back the nasty letter he sent to Mr. Burns:
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal worker: OK, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: (long pause) I don't know.
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Works with so many things like...
Where were you last night?
Who started this fire?
Why is there a hooker passed out on the couch?
Homer: (long pause) I don't know.
Works with so many things like...
Where were you last night?
Who started this fire?
Why is there a hooker passed out on the couch?
Lady wore Black
pawn in game of life
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Lisa: Pablo Neruda once said "Laughter is the language of the soul."
Bart: Lis, I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Ahhh....the quotes that got me through 11th grade advanced English.
Lisa: Pablo Neruda once said "Laughter is the language of the soul."
Bart: Lis, I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Ahhh....the quotes that got me through 11th grade advanced English.
Proud2baLaker
Master of Science
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
I dont know why but in the episode when all the Swedes (or is it Norwegians) move to Springfield and the kids do the ski jump but with skateboards and the one kid says "Sooo many meters" always makes me laugh.
I dont know why but in the episode when all the Swedes (or is it Norwegians) move to Springfield and the kids do the ski jump but with skateboards and the one kid says "Sooo many meters" always makes me laugh.
French Rage
NICKERSON HAS [CENSORED]
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes
Gotta include the "oofta". Oofta, so many meters.
Gotta include the "oofta". Oofta, so many meters.