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  1. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    It's pretty nerve wracking. Canada looks like the parents watching the kids at the playground running around and around.
  2. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    I'm not sure it's that big a difference if you take the derpity-derp out of the men's arsenal, but you're right we don't have a fair side by side. The men may be incomparably faster but IINM lower body strength is much closer between MF than upper body, so maybe the women can crank up the...
  3. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    In the 80s the women couldn't even play with a boys HS team (based on a true story). In the oughts they might have been able to hold a D3 men's squad close. Now... I swear they could hold their own in D1 mens.
  4. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    O'NEILL, MOTHERFUCKER!
  5. Kepler

    The Dead Thread 2024

    Jesse Jackson taught me what charisma is. I was a deeply cynical graduate student when he came to speak to us in 1988. By the end of his speech I would have crawled over broken glass for him. It was frightening. Charisma is a social emotional fact. I have never felt that out of rational...
  6. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 3: "But I Say Unto You, Hate Thy Enemies." -- Revulsions 5:44

    Well, kids are annoying.
  7. Kepler

    Gender Studies 2: Boogaloo

    Dorothy Allison FTW. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Allison Two or three things I know, but this is the one I am not supposed to talk about, how it comes together —sex and violence, love and hatred. I’m not ever supposed to put together the two halves of my life — the man who walked...
  8. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    If smelling the doobie in public on the gentle breeze despite no smoker in sight is the bar, I give the award to half the cities in the US. But of note are Brooklyn, Portland, Tucson, San Francisco, Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax, Cambridge, Santa Fe, Ithaca, Burlington, Chapel Hill, College...
  9. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    At least the rest of the entire world will be rooting for Slovakia.
  10. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Didn't Canada outshoot them in the 2-1 win by something like 46-8?
  11. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Why did you let the fucking Baptists in? I assumed you guys worshiped Snow Cthulu.
  12. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Really? I thought CA, CO, and VT were the medalists there.
  13. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    TBH I always pair TX and AK in my mind. AK is what TX thinks they are: individualistic and self-reliant. TX is just another red state that lives off federal welfare while doing a cringe teenager My Prerogative act.
  14. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Not every team. But... yeah. I will be meh rooting for Sweden tonight, so the US will surely advance. I would root for the US against Russia. Anyway, I still have my fellow rock-eating Slovaks!
  15. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Yes goddamit yes.
  16. Kepler

    Home Improvement - Undoing Previous Owners "Landlord" Specials

    Typical bill $18. This bill: $118. That was an expensive dinner. Though I gotta say my grill now heats up in a third the time. The gunk had even permeated into the pipe holes; it's now clean as a whistle.
  17. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    One more reason to hate 3x3. :mad:
  18. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    "He said God sent home." "What?" "He said God sent home." "On a Suzuki?"
  19. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Oh fuck.
  20. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Historically 4-2, but lately the US is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY above them.
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