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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandson.

Grandpa was looking through the medicine cabinet and noticed their son was on Viagra.

Grandpa says "I want to take one!"

Grandson says "they're expensive, like $10 a pill."

Grandpa says "I don't care! I want to take one!"

The next morning, Grandson wakes up to find $110 on the table.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? They were only $10 each."

Grandpa smiles and says "$10 is from me. $100 is from Grandma!"
 
Back in 1994 a movie was planned starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis as classical composers who teamed up to fight crime.
"I'll be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I'll be Mozart," said Willis.
"I'm not saying it," said Schwarzenegger.
 
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ticapnews said:
Back in 1994 a movie was planned starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis as classical composers who teamed up to fight crime.
"I'll be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I'll be Mozart," said Willis.
"I'm not saying it," said Schwarzenegger.
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Good, because Bach wasn’t a classical composer.

I actually am pretty fun at parties. Hard to believe, I know.
 
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