Religion: Communion Toast Crunch

[state of hockey]

“Eat whatever will make your tastebuds feel like they’re wandering through a desert.”

Bang on.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

The LDS Church is advertising on YouTube by trivializing peoples' mental health.

Just pray your depression away! Nice.

 

[Kepler]

Too subtle:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[St. Clown]

Given that we’re in the pre-Easter week, it has me thinking…in 6 years humanity will having been hearing the same line for 2,000 years: Jesus is coming.

I think this just makes him an Edging Lord.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Given that we’re in the pre-Easter week, it has me thinking…in 6 years humanity will having been hearing the same line for 2,000 years: Jesus is coming.

I think this just makes him an Edging Lord.

He sure has been a master of pull out and delay.

 

[MissThundercat]

Jaden Ivey ran his mouth about Catholicism and Pride Month, then was cut by the Bulls.

I'm sure he'll either be on the MAGA or Evangelical Grift Train soon.

Jaden Ivey Lost His Mind And Then His Job | Defector

In the first of the recent rambling Instagram Live sermons that got him fired by the Chicago Bulls, Jaden Ivey hunts through a Bible for passages to share with his followers. He evidently did not do the prep work to place sticky tabs or bookmarks in there, so there are awkward moments of silence...

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[Proud2baLaker]

Jaden Ivey ran his mouth about Catholicism and Pride Month, then was cut by the Bulls.

I'm sure he'll either be on the MAGA or Evangelical Grift Train soon.

Jaden Ivey Lost His Mind And Then His Job | Defector

In the first of the recent rambling Instagram Live sermons that got him fired by the Chicago Bulls, Jaden Ivey hunts through a Bible for passages to share with his followers. He evidently did not do the prep work to place sticky tabs or bookmarks in there, so there are awkward moments of silence...

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Spouting off the anti-Catholic stuff while his mom is a head coach at the most famous Catholic University in the world is a choice.

His expiring contract and injury likely were significant reasons to not retain him already, but these rants likely made the decision much much easier. Be shocked if he is still in the NBA next season. Hello European leagues.

 

[Kepler]

If he were leading the team in scoring he wouldn't have been cut.

 

[state of hockey]

Chag Pesach Sameach to all who celebrate.

 

[ticapnews]

 

[MissThundercat]

I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.

 

[ticapnews]

I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.

And Jesus lays eggs.

 

[MissThundercat]

I heard Judas is taking Jesus to see Nine Inch Nails tomorrow.

 

[Kepler]

What’s the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

I mean Jesús did die for our sins, on a Friday. But then on Sunday he came back from the dead. So really, he gave up a weekend for our sins.

 

[ticapnews]

What’s the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Imagine if the method of execution had been the guillotine instead of crucifixtion.

What if his sentence was commuted to life in prison?

I mean Jesús did die for our sins, on a Friday. But then on Sunday he came back from the dead. So really, he gave up a weekend for our sins.

 

[MissThundercat]

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Imagine if the method of execution had been the guillotine instead of crucifixtion.

 

[MissThundercat]

 

[state of hockey]