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[FadeToBlack&Gold]

There's always a tweet/Xhiit.

Keith's had his one solid zinger for the year, he can go back to smug bloviating now.

Holy shit, Seravalli is younger than myself and Sidney Crosby! He's 37? Fat fuck looks like he's pushing 60!

 

[Jimjamesak]

Dumpy apparently announced that the women’s team will be meeting with him at a later date.

The PWHL is screwed if enough actually show up.

 

[Kepler]

At least there were only 8 puppets at the gong show last night. Maybe a few had the cojones to boycott Brigadier Bone Spur.

 

[MichVandal]

Dumpy apparently announced that the women’s team will be meeting with him at a later date.

The PWHL is screwed if enough actually show up.

He thinks he can get the team to this island he hangs out at.

 

[state of hockey]

This guy just keeps getting cooler

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ (@flavorflav.bsky.social)

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

bsky.app

 

[ScoobyDoo]

This guy just keeps getting cooler

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ (@flavorflav.bsky.social)

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

bsky.app

I smiled. At least some of the World is normal and good.

 

[Kepler]

He thinks he can get the team to this island he hangs out at.

They are 15-20 years too old.

 

[MichVandal]

They are 15-20 years too old.

And you think he knows that?

 

[Swansong]

Not going to backread in here, but I've kinda come around on the hockey team. Had they not so enthusiastically gone to the white house and attended the speech I'd continue not to care about their behavior. But between those acts and Hughes's pathetic defense/deflection, F them. Way to piss away all that amazing good will.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

bsky.app

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Say, it's been over 25 years. Aren't the Wild owners almost due to go beg for public cash to fund a brand new arena?

Hope the taxpayers don't forget (they will).

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Say, it's been over 25 years. Aren't the Wild owners almost due to go beg for public cash to fund a brand new arena?

Hope the taxpayers don't forget (they will).

I am pretty sure that process has already begun.

 

[state of hockey]

Not brand new, but hundreds of millions in renovations.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Not brand new, but hundreds of millions in renovations.

Just make it an even billion. It's only fair.

 

[aparch]

Say, it's been over 25 years. Aren't the Wild owners almost due to go beg for public cash to fund a brand new arena?

Hope the taxpayers don't forget (they will).

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Just make it an even billion. It's only fair.

Ilitch spent $863m on Little Sneezers' pre-COVID (much of it public money). Surely that would be well over a $1b now.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

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I used that exact line yesterday during a conference call for work.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

interestingly, the four minnesotans who didn't show all are represented by the same agent, former gopher Ben hankinson

 

[St. Clown]

I’m glad to see Ben knows how to read the tea leaves.

 

[MissThundercat]

The Onion is struggling to keep up with reality.