The 2024 GQP Thread: Because Deutsche Gopher Fan ENDED the Last One

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[Handyman]

I would say she will be a big hit at CPAC but those losers prefer cock...

 

[French Rage]

"Only 1113 men? Amateur." - Beverly Vance

 

[aparch]

Wait...

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[Jimjamesak]

Wait...

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Hot swapping dicks on the down stroke.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

she's brilliant. her next 1183 customers will come from church

 

[Kepler]

she's brilliant. her next 1183 customers will come from church

Nah. She's over 15.

 

[rufus]

1.5 minutes per guy.

 

[MissThundercat]

ARE YOU READY TO GRIEVE? I SAID ARE YOU READY TO GRIEVE? WELL, I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS ARENA!

 

[MissThundercat]

Happy 5th sobriety anniversary to Ashli Babbit.

 

[MissThundercat]

Kristi, you're no longer pretending to be Plastic, you are Plastic! Cold, shiny, hard Plastic!

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Lip filler...$1000
Cheek filler...$2000
Hair extensions...$2500
20 units of Botox every 2-3 weeks...$800/mo
Professional makeup artist...$Texas

Selling your soul to the devil? Priceless.

 

[MissThundercat]

I hope Daniel is having a nice day.

 

[Handyman]

I saw that the other day and I giggled!

 

[Kepler]

"Only 1113 men? Amateur." - Beverly Vance

"Mrph urph rph rrrph." -- Nancy Reagan

 

[MissThundercat]

If I had a nickel for every January 6er that ended up back in jail... that would be a lot of nickels.

January 6 defendants from Florida face new criminal charges after Trump pardon

At least three Florida men charged in connection to the Jan. 6 Capitol riot are facing new, unrelated criminal charges, including child sex abuse and battery.

www.kens5.com

 

[Handyman]

All for child sex too...im shocked!

 

[St. Clown]

They’re following the examples set by Dear Leader. Crimey see, Crimey do.

 

[MissThundercat]

MAGA/MAHA dipshits are now eating raw chicken.

I'm all for this. Wash it down with raw milk and treat your salmonella with Ivermectin, HCQ, and bleach!

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Raw Chicken? jfc