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Movies: Poor Things, Barbie and Oppenheimer are stuck in La La Land

Muppet Christmas Carol is the goat of being faithful to the period and the writing. In fact, Gonzo's line at the end: "... and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, ..." is straight from the novel. I think the best part is Michael Caine plays it straight the entire film as if he's surrounded by long time Broadway and London theater actors.

Contrast with Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island where he played the role as if he was also a Muppet.

Both films are 10/10 IMO.
 
"The bitch hit me with a toaster."
Karol Kane is amazing!

I really like the quick line when Frank stumbled onto stage after the a ghost visit, and called out, “Hey, Buddy!” I laughed and my wife stares at me with one of those “Why?” looks, and I had to explain that the actor’s name IRL is Buddy Hackett, so it’s a layered joke, and all.
 
Somehow my wife had never seen Scrooged before tonight. It really is a fun adaptation, and IMO, easily the most enjoyable of them. The retelling that try to stay true to both the story and the period, they just lose me. For whatever reason, I’m just not much of a Dickens fan.
I saw it on Christmas in the theaters as a kid! At the end when he says "and you! That was talking the whole movie..." legit tripped me out!
 
Saw two movies this weekend.

Challengers. My gold standard for a terrible movie with no redeeming features has hitherto been Knocked Up. The only reason it isn't supplanted is the tennis footage is great. Zendaya is the worst actress since the love interest in Temple of Doom. F

Bugonia: Good acting performance by Stone. GREAT by Plemons. Well-crafted claustrophobic drama, not sure all the plot decorations were needed especially the final act, but still a rare example of movies with good acting performance made since 1968. A-
 
Saw two movies this weekend.

Challengers. My gold standard for a terrible movie with no redeeming features has hitherto been Knocked Up. The only reason it isn't supplanted is the tennis footage is great. Zendaya is the worst actress since the love interest in Temple of Doom. F

Bugonia: Good acting performance by Stone. GREAT by Plemons. Well-crafted claustrophobic drama, not sure all the plot decorations were needed especially the final act, but still a rare example of movies with good acting performance made since 1968. A-
Challengers was a special kind of terrible. and not the good kind.
 
Fun fact: Maduro is being held at the same facility as Luigi Mangione and P. Diddy. I asked Chat GPT to give me the synopsis of a movie where the three of them travel the country solving crimes, as directed by David Lynch. It did not disappoint. I encourage you to try it or something adjacent.
 
Fun fact: Maduro is being held at the same facility as Luigi Mangione and P. Diddy. I asked Chat GPT to give me the synopsis of a movie where the three of them travel the country solving crimes, as directed by David Lynch. It did not disappoint. I encourage you to try it or something adjacent.
Nothing is linear. Time folds. A crime solved in Kansas causes a light to flicker in Maine. Phones ring with no caller. Every gas station bathroom contains the same man, who asks, “Did you already do this?”
I lost it at that line. 😂
 
Directed by Russ Meyer:

Synopsis:


In a world where the line between chaos and order is as thin as a razor, three seemingly mismatched convicts find themselves locked in a high-security prison cell. Nicolas Maduro (played by a satirical version of himself), the Venezuelan leader infamous for his controversial politics, is accused of embezzling billions. Luigi Mangione (a cheeky, fast-talking, morally ambiguous Italian criminal mastermind), has been caught in the middle of a botched heist involving the mafia. Lastly, P. Diddy (in an over-the-top, almost parodic version of himself), a flashy entrepreneur and mogul, is in prison due to a wild mix of financial misdeeds and illegal party-throwing operations gone wrong.


Despite their differences, they quickly form a bond (and the occasional hilarious conflict) in their shared miserable fate. But just when it seems like they'll rot behind bars forever, an opportunity for escape falls into their laps. A prison riot breaks out (thanks to an accidental fire started by P. Diddy’s extravagant wardrobe), and they seize the chance to break out.




Act 1: The Great Escape
With no plans, no resources, and no idea where they’re headed, they make a run for it through a series of absurdly bizarre escapes, with Russ Meyer’s signature exaggerated action sequences and eye-popping cinematography. The camera lingers on slow-motion moments where the three leap over obstacles, with gleaming, sweat-drenched faces and the over-the-top physicality you'd expect from Meyer’s style. A mix of humor, absurdity, and danger propels them forward.


Act 2: Across the Country
As they race across the country, the trio quickly becomes an unlikely team of antiheroes, solving crimes wherever they go, all while avoiding the law. They use their individual talents—Maduro's strategic political cunning, Luigi's criminal expertise, and Diddy's connections to the entertainment world—to take down corrupt businesses, expose dirty politicians, and outsmart the police in increasingly ridiculous ways. Each crime they solve is more absurd than the last: saving a defrauded billionaire from a fake art scheme, busting a ring of international jewel thieves, and even taking down a gang of crooked cops in a Las Vegas strip club.


Their camaraderie grows, but so does the tension, with each of them scheming to one-up the others. Meanwhile, the camera’s lens revels in showcasing their quirks: Maduro's intense, political speeches that turn absurd in the face of crime; Luigi’s smooth-talking, womanizing antics; and Diddy’s constant flair for the dramatic (think outlandish costumes and bizarre party references). Meyer’s aesthetic pushes the boundaries of "wild fun," using vibrant, exaggerated color palettes and bold framing to make even the mundane look larger-than-life.


Act 3: Showdown and Redemption
Eventually, their antics catch up with them. The trio is confronted by the law, led by an eccentric cop who might be just as corrupt as the criminals they’ve been chasing. In a final, over-the-top confrontation (with car chases, explosions, and possibly a jazzed-up musical number), the three must use every trick they've learned to escape one last time. But in a shocking twist, they decide to turn the tables and solve the final mystery—the one that connects them all.


The movie ends with them finding redemption in their own ways. Maduro learns the power of true democracy (but still keeps a shady side business running), Luigi finds peace by returning to his roots as a small-time crook, and Diddy finally learns that maybe money isn't everything… though he doesn’t give up the lifestyle. The final shot is a freeze-frame, as the three walk away into the sunset, with Diddy throwing a massive party in the background.




Russ Meyer’s Influence:
The film is marked by Meyer’s bold, exaggerated style: bombastic action sequences, larger-than-life characters, and a colorful, almost psychedelic aesthetic. Each scene is filmed with extreme close-ups of the characters' facial expressions, sometimes to comical effect, with plenty of humorous visual gags. The film balances gritty action with slapstick humor, all while keeping the dialogue razor-sharp and dripping with sarcasm. The tone is both absurd and grounded, as the film never takes itself too seriously, despite the high stakes.




Final Thoughts:
"Prison Breakers: The Mad Dash" is a ridiculous, hilarious ride filled with crime, camaraderie, and mayhem, wrapped in the zany aesthetic of Russ Meyer. It's a crime-comedy with action sequences you’ll remember for all the wrong reasons, and the dynamic between Maduro, Luigi, and Diddy is pure comedic gold. It’s like if Ocean’s Eleven had no idea what it was doing, but somehow managed to break every rule and still win the day.
 
Directed by Ingmar Bergman:


Synopsis:

In a grim, isolated prison tucked away on a forgotten peninsula, three seemingly unrelated figures—Nicolas Maduro, the embattled president turned prisoner; Luigi Mangione, a charismatic but secretive mobster with a hidden past; and P. Diddy, a once-celebrated mogul whose career spiraled into chaos—are bound together by fate. When an unexpected opportunity arises, the three escape their confines, setting out on an eerie journey across a decaying country on the brink of collapse. As they traverse shadowy landscapes and desolate towns, their collective pasts haunt them like spectral apparitions, unraveling through fractured conversations and surreal encounters.

Each man, possessing his own secret guilt, is drawn into a series of strange, seemingly unrelated crimes. The country, steeped in political unrest, social turmoil, and moral decay, serves as a reflection of their inner turmoil. The trio's journey becomes a metaphorical exploration of identity, guilt, and redemption as they attempt to uncover the truth behind the crimes, while also searching for something deeper within themselves.

Maduro, constantly torn between his political ambitions and the responsibility for his actions, finds himself confronting the crumbling system he once sought to control. Luigi Mangione, whose violent past is catching up with him, begins to question the nature of power and revenge. P. Diddy, caught in a moral crisis, struggles with the emptiness of fame and the loss of authenticity, all while trying to reconnect with his purpose.

The film follows their surreal odyssey through the country, with the trio acting as reluctant detectives, delving into a series of dark, philosophical cases—each one probing themes of morality, human suffering, and the blurred lines between right and wrong. Every stop on their journey reveals disturbing layers of corruption and deception, pulling the men into the heart of a conspiracy that forces them to confront not just external enemies, but their own deeply rooted fears and insecurities.
 
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Excellent performances all around. Well deserved Oscar for Gig Young. Only downside is the flash forward scenes essentially giving away the ending. And it was sad finding out this wasn’t some Great Depression era Squid Games, it was based on actual marathons.
 
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Excellent performances all around. Well deserved Oscar for Gig Young. Only downside is the flash forward scenes essentially giving away the ending. And it was sad finding out this wasn’t some Great Depression era Squid Games, it was based on actual marathons.
I remember watching that when I was pretty young, and asking my parents, they actually did these marathons?
 
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