Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Can't wait for him to deploy the troops to such hostile locations like Bronzville, South Loop, Andersonville, Lake View, and Logan Square.
If any of his thugs get deployed to any numbered street or anything west of Western Avenue, they better be sure to wear their brown pants along with their brown shirts. Ain't no way the South Carolina National Guard is going to know what the fuck to do somewhere like 67th and Halsted, 83rd and Ashland, 111th and MLK, Jackson and Pulaski, or 16th and Homan.
*edit* My luck Drumpf and his associates are so stupid they really think "Chicago" means Naperville or Schaumburg...![]()
What I wouldn't give for 10,000 MAGAt meal team 6ers vs 10,000 randomly selected black Chicagoans aged 18-58. No rules, no mercy, and no weapons.
PPV would pay off the national debt.
Offer also available in Philly, Jacksonville, LA, ATL, Detroit, Memphis, Newark, DC, B'more, New Orleans, and Cleveland.
Do this enough times and the entire electoral problem vanishes. Let's refight the Civil War, but the right way this time. Very, very satisfying for the Brothers, too.