rufus
rock and roller
They would have a strongman to knock them around, just like they knock their wives and kids around. They would have rules and structure and a god and divine command ethics. They would be allowed to beat up the people who didn't fit. They would be in their paradise.
In the future we should have countries divided by whether their populations are open and curious or closed and fearful. There can be a Free World of adventurous, creative, tolerant people and an Iron Curtain of cowardly, submissive, traditional people. Everyone would be happy to be in their own world.
If they owned a natural gas company.
If they're the guys who waged Donnie Two Scoops insurrection boogaloo at the Capitol, they're gonna be the same pathetic losers that they are here in the US, only with shttier jobs and even less disposable income. Still be able to beat their wife and kids though, but would have some difficulty practicing their racial prejudice in Putin's lily-white Russia. Maybe they can road trip to Chechnia or some other more ethnic member of the former USSR when they feel like bashing some muggles.