It's a miracle she has the kind of success she has with her eating assistants alive. And the thing is they leave for lateral positions at best. I'd love to sit in on her therapy sessions. That is one wildly complicated person.
I know you're having a lot of fun with this, and I really don't mind. I know Watts going on. But the more time goes by, the more I question your theory that behind closed doors, Coach Muzz is some sort of impossible-to-work-with psychopath.
Now I'll admit I don't get to go behind those closed doors. But I do follow the team pretty closely. I just don't see evidence of the kind of strife you delight in imagining. Particularly this year.
I'll further admit that during the drive back to Columbus from Penn State, one of the many thoughts I had was:
Well, this is one year we won't have to replace Assistant Coaches. Who would want to leave after an amazing ride like that? But of course there are now two vacancies to fill.
So I can't blame you for raising the issue. And I certainly don't have the definitive answer for the turnover. But I have started to wonder if the assistant hires stem from a conscious strategy to get the best available talent, period -- even if it's known up front they're only available for the short term. The NHLers and Coach Elander likely fit that profile.
As for the rest, maybe selling a "tour of duty" is easy, but selling a permanent relocation is a bigger challenge. Ohio State is a great place to go to school. Columbus is a great place to raise a family. But what about those who aren't sure if they want to put down roots? Maybe settling permanently in a city that isn't a traditional hockey hotbed is a tougher sell?
If someone is well-connected to the University as a whole, this should be a non-issue. But when I try to put myself in the skates of an Assistant Coach -- coming in with no previous connection to OSU or Central Ohio -- it occurs to me that this isn't the easiest place to be new. But I can also tell you from personal experience: Give it a fair chance, and living in Columbus can work out very well.