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Your grooming habits...
- Thread starter Swansong
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Seems fair...
legal_hit
How far is heaven?
Re: Your grooming habits...
Yeah, I guess you have a point there.
If I'm going to hang jewelry from it, I might as well clear the underbrush.
Yeah, I guess you have a point there.
Re: Your grooming habits...
I thought of that, but I fear some of the shut-ins would be less likely to vote.
I thought of that, but I fear some of the shut-ins would be less likely to vote.
Re: Your grooming habits...
I'll man up, but you have to read between the lines: my deoderant is Old Spice. I don't use any hair products besides shampoo/conditioner. My "cologne" is Axe, and that is so rare, a bottle lasts about a year or two (mostly for after-work beers, aka "Puerto Rican Showers."
I'll man up, but you have to read between the lines: my deoderant is Old Spice. I don't use any hair products besides shampoo/conditioner. My "cologne" is Axe, and that is so rare, a bottle lasts about a year or two (mostly for after-work beers, aka "Puerto Rican Showers."
leswp1
New member
Re: Your grooming habits...
Me either. Having been in the position of looking at the evidence for the last 25 yrs I would say the fashion has seriously trended in a different direction than when I first was working. Makes for increased business treating ingrown hairs and other mishaps
Me either. Having been in the position of looking at the evidence for the last 25 yrs I would say the fashion has seriously trended in a different direction than when I first was working. Makes for increased business treating ingrown hairs and other mishaps
leswp1
New member
Re: Your grooming habits...
Never stopped the masses from centuries of hanky panky.
So what do they call the equivilent of beard burn when the person has a 5 o'clock shadow?
Never stopped the masses from centuries of hanky panky.So what do they call the equivilent of beard burn when the person has a 5 o'clock shadow?
walrus
Wind up workin' in a gas station
Re: Your grooming habits...
But there's no harm in improving the situation, is there?
Fun?
Re: Your grooming habits...
Sam Kinison had a bit on this.
"Guys, if you have a beard, fine. It's nice, it's soft, your lady will like it. But if you have that 2-day stubble, you know what that feels like? It's like sandpaper. (imitating woman) 'oh God ow stop stop just stop!' (imitating the guy) 'Yeah, went down on the old lady last night, she couldn't handle it.' Yeah, because you just took a cheese grater to her p**sy, you *in' MORON!"
Sam Kinison had a bit on this.
"Guys, if you have a beard, fine. It's nice, it's soft, your lady will like it. But if you have that 2-day stubble, you know what that feels like? It's like sandpaper. (imitating woman) 'oh God ow stop stop just stop!' (imitating the guy) 'Yeah, went down on the old lady last night, she couldn't handle it.' Yeah, because you just took a cheese grater to her p**sy, you *in' MORON!"