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You know whats really funny...

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unh_hockey

pain is temporary pride is forever
...is this hockey game away in Albany NY, I'm in the middle of the ****ing weeds laying down. Some event manager comes over and says what are you doing?

I said I'm resting.
Here your resting? Is this a ****ing beach in park?

They pull me in and start giving me these questions, you know this and that. He says, so what are you going to tell us tough guy?

I said my usual, zero nothing.

He said "no your going to tell us something today tough guy" I said 'alright i'll tell you something, go **** your mother"

PING POW BOOM. you saw it on USCHO.

So anyway I'm coming around , I start to come out of it and who do I see but this big ***** again. 'what do you want to tell me now tough guy?'

Bing what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go **** your mother. I thought he was gonna ****! POW BING BOOM!
 
Re: You know whats really funny...

Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering ***** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes. You may fold under questioning.
 
Re: You know whats really funny...

They used to call him Spitshine unh_hockey. Oh, he'd make yer shoes shine like mirrahs.


Now go get yer *ing shinebox!
 
Re: You know whats really funny...

Brenthoven said:
They used to call him Spitshine unh_hockey. Oh, he'd make yer shoes shine like mirrahs.


Now go get yer *ing shinebox!
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No more shines, maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. they'll go up there and tell ya I don't shine shoes anymore
 
Re: You know whats really funny...

unh_hockey said:
No more shines, maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. they'll go up there and tell ya I don't shine shoes anymore
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Relax, will you? You flip right out, what's got into you? He's breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. He's only kidding with you.
 
Re: You know whats really funny...

Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?
 
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