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Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

bigblue_dl

bigblue_dl

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So are the Badgers going to cart that old guy out of his nursing home again, so they can still use illegal signs?

Tech will probably lose, but we will still go out on state street and bed some badger women, so all will be good.
 
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Yessir, its that time of year again, when Tekkies come out of the woodwork to ***** and moan about Phil.

Where can I go to donate the tissue boxes?
 
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UMDBulldogHockeyIsKing said:
No Tech student has ever gotten laid in the history of that university. It's like a sexual black hole. :p
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The place is a sausage fest. I see four options:

1) Your statement is correct.
2) The laws of Supply and Demand dictate that the very few women that exist in Houghton are too exhausted to finish school.
3) Well... I feel like I should let you guys fill in the blank on option number three. Suffice it to say, you could use a different color at the end of your post, and its not pink.
4) That comment I made about donating tissue boxes? They might not be using them while they cry about Phil and his signs. How much hand lotion do they sell per capita in Houghton?
 
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I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

Tech sweeps
Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

Tech sweeps
Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
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Finding ladies and bedding ladies are two different things. :)
Don't you bed livestock? :D
 
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Prune Juice and Broken Hips?


The Badgers are having a Chris Chelios night?
 
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Wisconsin sweeps.

Go Blue...wait, they suck this year.

Go...'Cats?
 
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Wisconsin takes three points, the refs take $500 each to ensure a Tech tie one night, bigblue_dl takes home a 17 year old (who may or may not be ctf), and some bicth doesn't take my hat this year because I'm staying the * away. :p
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Wisconsin takes three points, the refs take $500 each to ensure a Tech tie one night, bigblue_dl takes home a 17 year old (who may or may not be ctf), and some bicth doesn't take my hat this year because I'm staying the * away. :p
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I don't know if I necessarily approve of this idea. -ctf (who's too lazy to log on to her own account so is taking over PB's for the time being)

bigblue_dl said:
I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

Tech sweeps
Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
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I really do expect to hear these stories.
 
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Painted_Bandit said:
I don't know if I necessarily approve of this idea. -ctf (who's too lazy to log on to her own account so is taking over PB's for the time being)


I really do expect to hear these stories.
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The ones I heard (and verified by ShirtlessGuy) are hilarious.
 
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Painted_Bandit said:
How do you manage to take 15 minutes to leave the bar and get into the car? :confused:
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Depends on how far away the car is, how fast we walk, saying last-goodbyes for the night, etc etc etc. There are many variables.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Depends on how far away the car is, how fast we walk, saying last-goodbyes for the night, etc etc etc. There are many variables.
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Haha. Right. Well, the car will be as close as humanly possible, though it's looking as if I may be making more than one trip. You'll be last call/closing time, however.
 
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