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Seawolves @ Mavericks 10/ 21-22

Re: Seawolves @ Mavericks 10/ 21-22

I didn't make the trip to _airbanks, but I did watch both games on TV. I was shocked my how poorly UNO looked, especially some of the giveaways on Saturday night. I am sure Blais will whip his boys into shape and it will be a much tighter match up on the Mav's home ice.

Seawolves, you know you can beat these guys, do it again for the points!
 
Re: Seawolves @ Mavericks 10/ 21-22

Ok so this season is starting out not very well for the Mavs. I'm gonna chalk it up to lots of freshman and their most exciting playmaker being suspended. Hudson has been skating with the team for the last week and I hope he makes it into the line up. For the Seawolves fans coming into town show up to Clink early friday nite $1 beer and hot dogs from 6:30 until the puck drops.
 
Re: Seawolves @ Mavericks 10/ 21-22

Go Seawolves!!!!

Q: What do you say to a UNO hockey player in a 3-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: Why doesn't UNO offer sex education and driver education on the same day?
A: It's too hard on the cow.

Q: What's the two best things to come out of Nebraska?
A: I-80

Q: What's the first thing a chick from Omaha does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Billy Bob runs a small farm in Council Bluffs Iowa. He needs a new milk cow so he heads over to Omaha to buy one. He's shown to the first cow and reaches down to pull a teat. When he does the cow farts. The owner tells him to try again and he does and this time he gets a nice flow. So he buys it.

After getting the cow home to Iowa his neighbor stops by for a visit and Billy Bob tells him to pull the teat. The neighbor does so and again the cow farts. Billy Bob tells him to pull it again and as before he gets milk. The neighbor says, "You got this cow in Omaha didn't you?" ... Billy Bob says, "Wow, Howja know that?" ...

The neighbor says, "My wife's from Omaha too."
 
Re: Seawolves @ Mavericks 10/ 21-22

UNO gets WCHA play off on the right foot with a sweep!

Your team looked nothing like they did last weekend, and the same can be said for UAA. Congrats on the sweep. :( Not UAA"s best effort, that's for sure. Hopefully they can regroup and come out next weekend on fire when they play the Gophers at home. Heal up guys!!
 
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