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POTUS 45:47: I Never Said There Was No Collusion!

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Re: POTUS 45:47: I Never Said There Was No Collusion!

I really wish I had a better understanding of east coast geographical slights. ;) :D

I can give it to you from Long Island perspective. It's different from Upstate NY, NJ, New England, etc...

From L.I., the tiering for a straight-A student is:

1. Try HYP. (Exception: grades unimportant if you are a rich enough legacy).

2. If you don't get into 1 then you try Cornell, Columbia (if you're Jewish), Penn (black), Dartmouth (rich), or Brown (hippie and/or negligent parents).

3. If you don't get into 2 then you try NYU, Syracuse, BU, St. Johns (Catholic), Fordham (Jewish), the SUNY system (except Stony Brook unless you're a stoner).

4. If you don't get into 3, welp, take a deep breath... Exhale... Good. Then try Hofstra, the SCNY system (state colleges as opposed to state universities... life is getting pretty earnest), a buncha places in NJ. God, maybe Lehigh. Bucknell or Colgate if you have the money.

5. Still no? Welcome to Greendale.

For STEM:

1. MIT.

2. Princeton or Cornell.

3. There's always barber college.
 
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