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Political Limericks

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There are some who say voting for Trump
Could only be done by a chump
whatever your stance
he's disrupted the dance
and given the debates quite a bump!
 
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Those avid supporters of Carly
Don't care if her face might be gnarly
they say she'll do fine
for she has quite a spine
even if she's not the one on the Harley!





(Walker mentions that he likes to ride Harleys whenever he gets the chance, maybe later I can find a better rhyme...."parley" didn't quite fit right)
 
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Those avid supporters of Carly
Don't care if her face might be gnarly
they say she'll do fine
for she has quite a spine
even if she's not the one on the Harley!





(Walker mentions that he likes to ride Harleys whenever he gets the chance, maybe later I can find a better rhyme...."parley" didn't quite fit right)

He mentioned the Harley piece as a pandering to the hometown corporation - WI is home to Harley Davidson.
 
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Those who know something about Walker
Understand he's not much of a talker.
While three elections in four years
Never brought him to tears.
For this campaign now, he's merely a gawker.
 
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While an Oscar was awarded Brie Larson
It is time for a bye-ku for Carson.
While he has run out of gas,
I'll give him a pass,
The debates really did need a parson.
 
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The Bern is older than Reagan
Miss Hill's credential is 'Clinton'
And she sent some email
That'd put others in jail
And yet the D's aren't on the run.
 
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I turn on the evening TV
To see debates done G.O.P.
Instead I just see
A petty melee
So this is what the Rs have for me?

(Yeah, see and melee is a stretch. Say it mee-lee and it works. ;) )
 
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There once was a party of hacks
Who ran just to lower their tax.
While millions were hurt
Their blood didn't spurt...
Until Donnie T. brought out the axe!
 
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hmm...

Cruz, boos, brews, blues, snooze, coos, news, bruise, hews, pews, rues, sues, views, peruse, cruise, crews, glues, so many options!
 
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Her voice is too often a shriek.
Her ideas, so very antique.
Yet the worst things of all:
Her falsehoods appall.
And the Foundation stuff really does reek!
 
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The presidential race is insane,
Candidates leave us in disdain,
But with work abhorrent,
It's far more important,
That Congress incumbents we drain.
 
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Sometimes you might feel for Jill Stein,
"Hey what about me?" she might whine.
No, she keeps plugging away
having her say,
Getting the message out for her is just fine.
 
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