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Paul the Oracle Octopus

Paul the Oracle Octopus

  • Publish his memoirs, produce Oscar-bait biopic starring Sean Penn

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Acting: Buddy Cop Dramedy co-starring John Tuturro!

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • UFC: King of the Octagon

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Boats and Hos/Banging lots of Octopu**y

    Votes: 6 46.2%

  • Cocaine. Celebrity rehab. Dr. Drew in scuba gear on VH1.

    Votes: 3 23.1%

  • Other reality shows: Celeb. Apprentice, The Bachelor, Top Chef...

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Pureed Prune and Mussel Smoothies

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Replace Glenn Beck. Scream about socialism on Fox News.

    Votes: 5 38.5%

  • Left wing revolutionary

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Organized Crime/Drug Kingpin

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Governor of Minnesota

    Votes: 3 23.1%

  • Hip Hop album: encourage critics to "suck his ink".

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Mostly just floating around, probably dead in a few months

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • Brett Favre's career counselor.

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Televangelist

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Dinner

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Out-hacks Freddy Meyer

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • On the ice in Detroit

    Votes: 7 53.8%

  • Prison

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Twitch's next hat

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
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