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Official Drinking Thread Pt 5: Four Horsemen + Jerry: It's called The Voltron!

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Yeah. A four horsemen is awful.
 
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I managed to keep it down. It was a close one though.
 
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Why not just add a blindfold and call it a firing squad??
 
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just got home. Drunker than tijuana on steroids. Possibly the most amazing night ever of drinking, I'll get back to you on that one. Nightttttttt.
 
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Other than in DL's wrestling-obsessed fantasy world, what do you consider a Four Horsemen to be?
 
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jmh said:
Other than in DL's wrestling-obsessed fantasy world, what do you consider a Four Horsemen to be?
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I had always took it to be Jim, Jack, Johnny, with the fourth being Jose, all in one glass.
 
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Brenthoven said:
I had always took it to be Jim, Jack, Johnny, with the fourth being Jose, all in one glass.
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Whenever I've seen it, it's those four in separate shots. I'd think of the combined shot more like all of their horses died, so the horsemen got a taxi. :p Though that brings up an even worse idea for a shot... the Minivan. :eek:
 
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Bakunin said:
Does that require you to fist yourself while drinking it?
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Only if that's your pleasure. :p

I was more thinking, whiskey for dad, rum for mom, and five shots of UV for the kids.
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Whenever I've seen it, it's those four in separate shots.
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That's just Four Wise Men (or alternately Three Wise Men and their Mexican Friend).

And why go with Sailor Jerry when you could have Captain Morgan? Always go with the higher-ranking option; it's the same logic by which you should always choose Dr. Pepper over Mr. Pibb. Always go with the guy with the graduate degree!
 
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jmh said:
That's just Four Wise Men (or alternately Three Wise Men and their Mexican Friend).

And why go with Sailor Jerry when you could have Captain Morgan? Always go with the higher-ranking option; it's the same logic by which you should always choose Dr. Pepper over Mr. Pibb. Always go with the guy with the graduate degree!
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"Three Wise Men and their Mexican Friend" makes more sense, because Jose Gold is not a wise choice for anyone :p Either together or in separate shots though, after drinking it, you'd feel like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were riding through your digestive tract.

As for your second point...
1) Sailor is cheaper
2) Sailor is stronger
3) Sailor tastes better
4) Sailor Jerry fits the naming scheme of J's
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
1) Sailor is cheaper
2) Sailor is stronger
3) Sailor tastes better
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I've never seen Sailor Jerry sold cheaper than the Captain (usually it's the same price or perhaps a buck or two more per fifth), however you're right about 2 & 3. I can drink Sailor straight up - can't say the same for the Captain.
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
"Three Wise Men and their Mexican Friend" makes more sense, because Jose Gold is not a wise choice for anyone :p Either together or in separate shots though, after drinking it, you'd feel like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were riding through your digestive tract.

As for your second point...
1) Sailor is cheaper
2) Sailor is stronger
3) Sailor tastes better
4) Sailor Jerry fits the naming scheme of J's
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It may be stronger, but if it's the fifth shot you're doing in a row, does that extra 15 proof really make much difference?

The naming is a fair point.
 
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